I found a reasonably priced home!!!
OMG! I found the perfect, reasonably priced home! Finally! After all these years! Check it out!
Yeah… it’s $989,000 – but check it out! 2,200 sqft 3br/2.5ba on a 5663 sqft lot! Looks to be in great shape as well. Nice stone driveway to boot!
A little pricey, but it’s pretty darn big and looks great. I think this is reasonable.
Oh wait… something’s happening… something’s HAPPENING!
Oh no! OH NO! This house is actually in Greenwich, CT!
Aw nuts. Greenwich, that place isn’t special at all. Sure it’s the home of $120 billion worth of hedge funds, Regis Philbin, Diana Ross, Tommy Hilfiger, and Kathie Lee Gifford… but what about Pho and Burritos? And good weather? Smart people? And El Camino Real?
Clearly not a special place. Gah. So close. Quick let me redeem myself by finding some equivalent in the Bay Area!
MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 711063
1159 KENTWOOD AV
Cupertino, CA 95014
$998,888
This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 711063 Approx Age: 45 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1190
Detached Single Family 1 Story Ranch
3 Bedrooms Ground Floor Bedroom 2 Bathrooms
1 Stall Shower 1 Shower over Tub 1 Tub
Ahhhh……. much better. Much much better.
Happy April 1st!
April 4th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
LMAO! You are completely crazy. I love you.