Please don't drink the hemlock
MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 703901
1003 HEMLOCK AV
Millbrae, CA 94030
$614,900
This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 703901 Approx Age: 89 Years Approx Sq Ft: 800
Detached Single Family 1 Story Cottage/Bungalow
89 years old, 800 sqft. $614,900. And a classic white picket fence. It’s the American dream! RIGHT HERE!
And just check out your neighbors:
Mm… Caltrain tracks, a power station, 2 giant complex, a rotting house, and other things that make your house special. This is your American Dream. RIGHT HERE!
Hey wait a minute… put it down! Don’t drink the hemlock! no! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
May 16th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Looks like an outhouse for the businesses next door–might work as a meth lab though–
May 16th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Could I afford that small white box next to the railway tracks?
May 16th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
“Could I afford that small white box next to the railway tracks?”
No. You couldn’t.
May 16th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Whoa, and I thought $950,000 for a 1926 2BR/1BA/1074sqft home were a lot (540 Pettis, MV)
May 17th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
At least when you fall behind on your mortage, all you have to do is walk out into the middle of one of those train tracks and let a diesel engine put you out of your misery.
June 29th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Actually it’s only $539,900 now…hurry!
July 27th, 2007 at 5:02 am
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