June 29, 2007

Multiple offers already received! Offer more fast!

Welcome to Milpitas week here on Burbed! It’s Day 5 – the last day. I hope you’ve enjoyed it!

First, a fact about Milpitas: Milpitas often experiences odorous air emanating from the Newby Island landfill and the Zanker sewage treatment plant. The odor is especially serious west of Interstate 880 because of its close location to the San Francisco Bay.

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 713429
1985 ARIZONA AV
Milpitas, CA 95035
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$525,000
BIG VALUE-LOW PRICE!!
SHORT SALE/PRE-FORECLOSURE – OFFERS SUBJECT TO LENDER’S APPROVAL & LENDER TAKES 6 WEEKS TO RESPOND TO OFFERS. WE HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED MULTIPLE OFFERS OVER ASKING PRICE AND ARE WAITING FOR LENDER’S APPROVAL ON ONE PROVIDED ALL BUYERS ARE ABLE TO WAIT FOR 6 WEEKS . THE HOME IS PRICED EXTREMELY FAIRLY CONSIDERING IT IS A FIXER-UPPER, THEREFORE BUYERS OFFERED HIGHER PRICES. THANK YOU AGENTS! *** MOVE IN, REMODEL, OR REBUILD! LARGEST HOUSE & LOT FOR LOWEST PRICE IN MILPITAS! GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD WITH REMODELED & NEWER HOMES ON A LOW TRAFFIC STREET! VIEW OF MOUNTAINS! ADDITIONAL ROOM NOT INCLUDED IN SQ FT. LOT IS 5663 SF PER COUNTY RECORDS. NEWER ROOF & WATERHEATER. PEAKED CEILINGS INSIDE. KITCHEN OPEN TO LIVING ROOM. FIXER-UPPER. BUYER TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN INSPECTIONS. PRE-APPROVED BUYERS ONLY WITH LENDER’S LETTER. AS-IS ONLY. 2-3 WEEK CLOSE WANTED.

This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 713429 Approx Age: 49 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1264
Detached Single Family 1 Story 4 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms 1 Stall Shower 1 Shower over Tub

OMG! What am I doing wasting my time posting this? I should be out there putting a higher offer! This house will be great for me to move into, to fix up, or to rebuild. Talk about flexibility!

Sorry, gotta go… I only hope I can get there fast enough to outbid everyone else! Maybe I should start at $1 million!

Click here to post a comment -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:13 am

No Responses to “Multiple offers already received! Offer more fast!”

  1. Area 51 Says:

    I would like to know what “extreme fairness” is…..

  2. IUnknown Says:

    THIS IS MY BEST ATTEMPT TO BULLSHIT MY WAY OUT OF A MORTGAGE I CAN NO LONGER AFFORD!!!! HURRY UP AND BAIL ME OUT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE AND YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS HOUSE FROM THE EVIL CORPORATE BANK FOR 70% LESS THAN MY PRICE!!!!! THANK YOU AGENTS!

  3. spazzer Says:

    I see they photoshopped the wheels off that trailer pretty good.

  4. Rebecca Says:

    Funny post!!! I’ve always known how smelly Milpitas is, having grown up in this special place called the Bay Area and frequenting that Splash Down water park they used to have out there in the early 80s. Each time I drive I80 through there, I can’t help but sing that old Eagles tune:

    Warm smell of Milpitas, rising up through the air.


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