"BRING YOUR FUSSY BUYERS" to this "GRAT AREA" – just $959,999
140 S Rengstorff Ave, Mountain View, CA 94040 – Property Details.
140 S Rengstorff Ave, Mountain View 94040
Bedroom: 3 Bathroom: 2 MLS#: 725603 Square Footage: 1200 $959,999
Status:
Active
Year Built: N/A Parking Spaces: 2 List Date: 5/10/2007 Lot Size: 5227DESCRIPTION -
140 S Rengstorff Ave, Mountain View
GREAT HOME NEAR EVERYTHING PARK, SHOPS,ECT. PLEASE CALL AGENT BEFORE SHOWING. BRING YOUR FUSSY BUYERS. PREAPPROVED PLEASE. GRAT AREA IN MT. VIEW. DON’T MISSTHIS OPPORTUNITY.
Wow. $959,999 for this. Yes, Mountain View really is the Fortress(TM) of prices.
By Fussy Buyers, the Realtor means: “People who love the sound of trains, the inability to back out of your driveway due to traffic, and easy access to sidewalk churros vendors.” In fact, that’s exactly what a “Grat Area” is! See? You just learned a new term today!
I love the $999 price ending. You’re probably paying extra for this shot:
Your eyes do not deceive you. This house does indeed have a wall on the side. SWEEEEET!
July 12th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
That is the ‘ass end’ of Mountain View. That’s where the gangs hang, and have for the last decade or three. It’s not going to gentrify any time soon.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
This house is also near ” ECT”. To medical types ECT stands for electroconvulsive therapy. It’s good to know ECT is close by because after you wake up from the realtor induced haze you were in while signing the loan papers for this POS, you will be so depressed no drug made by modern medicine will get you out of that funk. You will gladly trot on down to the ECT shop for a little push of the ” reset button”. : )
July 13th, 2007 at 10:07 am
How do you like that cross shadow on the side of the garage? Makes it look at little like a cemetary in the yard. Hey, could that be an extra source of income? Sort of like “extra parking” in a way….
July 13th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Look at that http://www.movoto.com link: price has already dropped to $939,888. Maybe it is just a Friday 13 sale and it will be over a million next Monday… The price also does not end on $999 any more. It looks like the seller felt that 999 was not a lucky number for him – no multiple offers on the house so far.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:13 am
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