$1 million Campbell house has “PLENTY of dual pane”
588 Hawthorne Ave, Campbell, CA 95008 – Property Details.
588 Hawthorne Ave, Campbell 95008
Bedroom: 4 Bathroom: 3 MLS#: 716108 Square Footage: 2250 $1,010,000
Status:
Active
Year Built: N/A Parking Spaces: 1 List Date: 3/30/2007 Lot Size: 6098
Open: Sat 13:00 – 16:00 Sun 13:30 – 16:30
DESCRIPTION -
588 Hawthorne Ave, Campbell
ALL NEW remodelded home offers great location & Campbell living!! 2,250 sqft. of living spc. 4 Bdrms & 3 bath rms. Beautiful kitchen w/ granite coutner tops& NEW highest quality appl. Gorgeous oak hrdwd flrs. PLENTY of dual pane
I love how this house is over $1 million dollars, but yet the description is so… well… chump change. Plenty of dual pane? What, this million dollar house has so many windows you can’t count them all? And what exactly is “Campbell living” anyway? How does it differ than, say, Sunnyvale living? Is it more special? Does it mean “enjoy the roar of 17 all day and night”?
Bedroom: 4 Bathroom: 3 MLS#: 716108 Square Footage: 2250 $1,010,000

July 24th, 2007 at 8:02 am
In the time it took you to post this, the price dropped $60,000. Now listed for $950,000.
This is the second time that has happened. What are you doing the poor bastards? You’re such a meanie……..
July 24th, 2007 at 10:05 am
It looks “flipped”.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Campbell Living is ( sung to the Campbell Soup Jingle):
mm good, mm good, that’s what Campbell Living is mm good.
July 26th, 2007 at 7:56 am
I need more dual pane!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Having to write contracts for a living, the piss poor language in real estate ads is embarrassing. I just don’t feel comfortable doing a 7-figure deal with someone who can’t spell, doesn’t know punctuation and thinks CAPS and !!!!! will make me buy sooner.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:39 am
It looks like a manufactured house whose garage did not come in time so they had to erect it in the back. This house is becoming a foreclosure (check APN: 279-46-040) and price appears to be $950K. Good price for listening to highway 17 all day and when you are bored you can pay attention to the train tracks nearby.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Actually I was going to say that this house looked “right” because the garage was in the back. This probably reflects East Coast preferences – where people come first, not cars.