$983,000 – garage only fits motorcycles and segways
MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 728556
515 CAPUCHINO DR
Millbrae, CA 94030
$983,000
This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 728556 Approx Age: 62 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1240
Attached Single Family 1 Story Ranch
2 Bedrooms 1 Master Bedroom Suite 2&1/2 Bathrooms
1 Stall Shower 1 Shower over Tub 1 Tub
Eat in Kitchen Living Rm/Dining Rm Combo Bonus Room
Laundry Area – Inside Extra Storage Attic
Wall to Wall Carpeting Gas Heat Central Forced Air Heat
Central Air Conditioning City/Public Water 1 Car Garage
So this house is $983,000 – yet look at the size of the garage. You see, when you buy this house, you’re telling the rest of the world “I’m FRICKIN’ GREEN” “I HATE GLOBAL WARMING” “I DON’T HAVE A CAR” because what car can possibly fit in that garage?
No… you’re ahead of the game. You ride a bike, a motorcycle, or a segway. And that’s why, this is the perfect house for you.
Go ahead. Make a statement. Save the earth.
July 31st, 2007 at 6:55 am
This tiny house, the size of a condo, is pending. Someone with a MILLION dollars says, YES I will pay $1million for this cute little cottage…..Yes that is a bargain, yes that is an agreeable number. Here you go, here is 1 million dollars. It took my lifetime to save up and took the death of my parents, who worked 40 years to save it up, to inherit it. It’s OK that next year or two I will lose $100-200,000 due to housing reverting to the mean. Here you go, take it all with my blessing….
WHAT??????
July 31st, 2007 at 7:43 am
Up here in Seattle, I know a guy who recently took out a million-dollar loan, 100% LTV, on a house. You get more house up here, but 100% LTV? WTF indeed. I discussed this decision with a group of friends (3 with PhDs) and the same idiotic drivel I’ve heard for the last few years continues: the tax breaks, the future appreciation, he’s a doctor, he’ll never have to worry about work. etc. I could be wrong, but my guess is that he’ll end up working his ass off in the ER for the next five years basically to pay off the depreciation. Good move. Amazing thing is he just moved from Sacramento, so you’d think he’d have some clue that housing is about to take a beating. Not here I guess and not in the Bay Area.
July 31st, 2007 at 9:34 pm
What’s truly amazing is that 99.999% of the sheeple that extol the virtues of buying have never run the numbers, used an online calculator, or even scribbled on a pad to verify the drivel coming out of there mouths.
2Bed/1Bath, $1M, Insane!
August 1st, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Knock it all you want but apparently none of you guys know or live in the Bay Area or any real city. Sure we can buy a bigger house wherever you guys live but we don’t want to live in the fly-over states. People come here to vacation and visit; no one goes to vacation or visit “there.” The high prices are simply the law of supply and demand. A San Franciscan.
August 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
You can buy a bigger house for less in the New York Metro area, Seattle, Boston, and many other places along the coast.
Oh right… I forgot… those are all fly over cities as well. Apparently, people only fly from OAK to SJC (with a connection through SFO).
August 1st, 2007 at 4:13 pm
BTW, are you calling Millbrae a real city?
August 1st, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Oh god, the irony.
“Hello everyone- I am such a pompous retard that I am going to spend an obscenely excessive sum of money on a cracker-box house without a real garage to prove I’m “green”. Pay no mind to the fact that I could live someplace else, spend $250,000 on a house and use the remaining $750,000 to preserve a few thousand acres of South American rain forest- no no, as long as I vote Nader, live in California and spend my money like an idiot, it soothes my oh-so-green conscience…”
August 1st, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Oh, and PS. I can buy a house in Florida- where 10 people “vacation” for ever 1 that “vactions” in San Francisco- for .10 on the $1 compared to what you idiots pay out there, with twice the land, twice the view, twice the square footage and twice the sunshine (not to mention heterosexual women- I guess San Fran is a good place for the girlies if you like chicks who play field hockey and wear hiking boots)
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Oh, Fantasticus… you had me rooting for you in your first post and then to back up your argument you post again, and mention… Florida?
I broke up with a serious boyfriend because we couldn’t agree which was the worse potential natural disaster: hurricanes (he now lives in Miami) or earthquakes. I’m still kicking around Nor Cal… yes, in my hiking boots. Speaking of “green”, I don’t have A/C (an energy suck that San Francisans don’t need) and I’m close to decent public transportation. California’s not the best place to live, but no amount of square footage and heterosexual (and likely widowed) women, or men, will get me to move to Florida. I will rent forever in California and be totally fine with it.
More Floridian square footage for you, I guess!