Easy “CUMMUTING” at this $425 fixer upper near alum rock
88 Pickford Ave, San Jose, CA 95127 – Property Details.
88 Pickford Ave, San Jose 95127 (Alum Rock)
$425,000
* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 2
* Bathroom: 1
* Year Built: N/A
* Lot Size: 7250
* Square Footage: 1100
* List Date: 8/1/2007
* Parking Spaces: 1
* MLS#: 742778
Great! A $425,000 fixer upper! Buy it, add a few bucks, and this will be a $1 million house next year.
But wait there’s more!
ALUM ROCK FIXER-UPPER / IN UNINCORP AREA OF SJ AREA OF BASE OF ALUM ROCK HILLS BLOCKS AWAY FROM SCHLS, PARKS, NEW LIBRARY, YOUTH CENTER, CUMMUTING, SHOPPING THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR CONTRACTOR TO BREATHE NEW LIFE INTO THIS HOME
Even better! It’s got easy CUMMUTING! Wow! What more can I ask for!
August 30th, 2007 at 5:56 am
The Joads were hit hard by the subprime mortgage crisis.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:21 am
Unincorporated? Really? It’s not far from Alum Rock & White. Then again:
Water Sources: City/Public Water, Private/Mutual Water
OMG. I think we have a winner here.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:08 am
There’s no quicker way to move your half-million dollar property than have typos in the ad. Good job, agent.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:25 am
It’s worth looking at the other pictures they provide. Other than the front-of-house one, there’s a picture of the fence, some big building under construction, a sign…
August 30th, 2007 at 7:35 am
Don’t be so cynical; that’s a beautiful fence!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:45 am
No, no, you’ve got it backwards–the place is away from “SCHLS, PARKS, NEW LIBRARY, YOUTH CENTER, CUMMUTING, SHOPPING”. It’s not near any of that stuff.
Indeed, that’s an interesting advertising technique! My house is (not) near San Francisco’s beautiful Golden Gate Park. My house is (not) near the beach.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:34 am
As far as commuting goes, it’s close to one of the most congested stretches of 680, and Alum Rock Ave itself is always gridlocked to hell and back. So you can enjoy one of the region’s worst commutes, then come home every night to your rustic East San Jose shack, drink your sweet well water and beat your wife. The American dream!
August 30th, 2007 at 8:39 am
>>It’s worth looking at the other pictures they provide. Other than the front-of-house one, there’s a picture of the fence, some big building under construction, a sign…
I think the last picture is of the island from Lost
August 30th, 2007 at 9:02 am
>>I think the last picture is of the island from Lost
Well, it does have a passing resemblance to Jacob’s house.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:21 am
So, what exactly are the barriers to entry into the Realtor business? Suit? Check! Clipboard? check! Computer access? (pats library card) Check! Basic literacy and numeracy, hey, we’ll work on that once we’ve made some sales…
August 30th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Fatlimey: Well, from the looks of things you also have to be an Asian woman. That could be a deal-breaker.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Thanks, burbed, now I have the Green Acres song stuck in my head.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Thank you once again Burbed for showing my old ‘hood.
Near James Lick HS, the WORST in the ESUHSD.
East Side San Jo, Y Que!
August 31st, 2007 at 9:19 am
The best menudo in town!
September 6th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
This house obviously was targeted at a budding porn star family. Those are the only types of people I know of that Cummute.