September 27, 2007

$700k house comes with red car blocking driveway

MLSlistings Property Detail for MLS number 736975
1593 GREENWOOD WY
Milpitas, CA 95035
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This Single Family Residence has the following features:
MLS#: 736975 Approx Age: 40 Years Approx Sq Ft: 1247
Detached Single Family 1 Story Ranch
3 Bedrooms 1 Master Bedroom Suite 2 Bathrooms
1 Stall Shower 1 Shower over Tub 1 Tub

So do I get the car with purchase of the house? Or is this supposed to tell me that there’s a parking shortage problem in the neighborhood.

And what’s the deal with the front of the house. Is it just me or is the garage door really strange. Is there even a garage door? I can’t quite tell.

Comments (5) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:23 am

5 Responses to “$700k house comes with red car blocking driveway”

  1. DensityDuck Says:

    “3r/2ba 1247sf” = “2br/2ba 950sf plus converted garage”

    I hope that all these converted garages at least have insulation in them!

  2. rmz Says:

    I hope this seller dumped their agent after this picture; it’s obvious that they didn’t even TRY to get a good shot of the house.

  3. gfw Says:

    I think those are french doors leading to the solarium.

  4. DensityDuck Says:

    rmz: And it actually COULD be a good picture…IF you got all the damn cars out of there.

    Actually, here’s a wacky theory: The place is currently a rental property, and the owner is trying to sell it out from under the renters.

  5. Norcalboomer Says:

    I think the Realtor is trying to send a subliminal message. Everyone knows red cars get more tickets for speeding ( usually teenagers or young 20 something males). Therefore a red car out front means ” this thing goes fast”, therefore ” this house will be sold fast”, so you better make an offer PRONTO, before some other lucky stiff beats you to it. See, that’s why Realtors make the BIG BUCKS!!!!!


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