October 18, 2007

Kitchen doors or garage doors in Millbrae?

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Property Overview
563 HEMLOCK AV
Millbrae (Millbrae) 94030563hemlock.jpg
Detached Single Family (Class 1)
Bed/Bath: 2 / 1
SqFt: 1,120
Lot: 5,232 sq ft
Age: –
List Price: $695,000
Assoc Fee:
Remarks
PERFECTLY LOCATED ON A DEAD END STREET-INTERIOR FRESHLY PAINTED BEAUTIFULY HARDWOOD FLOORS-NEW LINO IN KITCHEN FORMAL DINING ROOM WITH SLIDER TO PRIVATE BKYD WITH BUILT-IN BRICK BAR-B-QUE & COVERED PATIO

Oh come on, those don’t look like kitchen doors at a restaurant? Or a old school elevator door? Maybe that’s what it is! You can stack your cars in the elevator/garage.

BTW, this house linoleum. And it’s new. If that’s not HAWT, I don’t know what is. A steal for just a mere $695,000!

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Comments (6) -- Posted by: burbed @ 4:59 am

6 Responses to “Kitchen doors or garage doors in Millbrae?”

  1. DensityDuck Says:

    *sigh*…another knockdown-wannabe.

    The problem with the market is that the speculators are still out there. Even if someone took the plunge and dropped the price to a reasonable level, it would sell and then be back on MLS one day later at “market value” price. It would take an act of Congress to make prices go down now.

  2. sonarrat Says:

    Millbrae is prohibitively expensive, and damned if I can figure out why. The only notable things it has are $200/night bayfront hotels (with no residential development anywhere near them) and the combination Caltrain and BART station. Otherwise, it might as well be San Bruno, right down to the 24/7 airplane noise.

  3. Pianist Says:

    What do you want to bet that it’s VINYL, not linoleum?

    Dead end house on dead end street – rotfl.

  4. ex-sunnyvale-renter Says:

    Kitchen doors….. “this house linoleum” I think it’s a kitchen, and run by The Cookie Monster…. “You guy this house. This house linoleum. Like cookie! COOOKIEEEE!!! You drive car in. Car like cookie! COOOOOKKIIIIEE” (munching sounds as he eats your car) ARUMP!! ARRRR-RUMPPPP MMMPPHH MPPHHHH

    LOL!

  5. burbed Says:

    Wow… I’m not sure I’d ever seen a transcript of a Cookie Monster bit – but this would come pretty close.

  6. 90803 Says:

    Those are obviously portholes and represent a subtle and sophisticated architectural homage to the Bay Area’s maritime history.

    Sheeesh.


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