January 25, 2008

Romanic Family Room in Los Gatos… or is it Romulan?

MLS-2.com: Property Details
18096 IDALYN DR, LOS GATOS,CA,95033 – $699,000

18096ud.jpg3 Beds 1469 Sq.Ft. Aprx. 1 Car Garage MLS#: 748464
2.5 Baths 8,276 Lot Size 11 Yrs Old Aprx. List Date: 2007-08-28

What’s new on MLS-2: Search by % Price Drop // Search by “MOTIVATED SELLERS”

Description – 18096 IDALYN DR, LOS GATOS,CA,95033
50k Reduction Seller is very motivated! Redweed Estate Oasis! Very Peaceful. level side yard. Romanic Family room w/ Slate Fireplace 4 cold winter nights. Mstr bath extra large w/ plenty of potential Granite Kitchen Bar.High Ceilings

Burbed reader Geoff had this to say:

redweed estate and a Romanic living room! Roman or Romanian, so hard to tell sometimes.

Pretty subtle – frankly I think it’s a Romulan Family Room. Just take a look at the photo. “Engage the view screen!”

Maybe it’s Romantic – after all, nothing is more romantic than a giant ottoman…

What do you think this ad is trying to say?

Comments (10) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:46 am

10 Responses to “Romanic Family Room in Los Gatos… or is it Romulan?”

  1. 3rd Generation Says:

    “What do you think this ad is trying to say?”

    That all Realtors are scumbags and lazy illiterates. They will not even take the time to run spell check.

    Not to worry though, the Granite Kitchen Bar will be the deal-maker… Granite – the Edsel of the housing industry. Move the chair closer to the fire so it can spontaneously combust and result in an insurance claim for a total loss. “seller is very motivated” (thanks to my expert real estate advice BUY NOW they are bankrupt and must flee back to Transylvania) = please buy this POS, I need a commission check to make my Mercedes payments and pay for my Botox.

    Your bailout check is in-the-mail. Enjoy the $300 (Unless you are a veteran). Then go F yourself.
    Heck of a job, Nancy and Barney – Hall of Shame candidates.

  2. BubblyRE Says:

    Maybe it’s not Romulan, maybe it’s FRENCH where Jerome Kerviel is hiding after becoming the fall guy for a BIIIG bank who probably had tranches of love and SIV galore

  3. sonarrat Says:

    Redweed is the perfect Freudian slip for this Deliverance-esque area. At least you don’t have to make an unprotected left turn against Highway 17 to access it, like one place I looked at.

  4. aa Says:

    I think the RE agent was smoking some redweed when they posted this. High ceilings indeed.

  5. ex-sunnyvale-renter Says:

    What’s the deal with some of those photos ….. “Our crackhouse is just up the street, you can tell it by the American flag”?

  6. gfw Says:

    I’m going with Roma/Romany. It’s perfect for your gypsy children to return home to, after a long day of begging and street crime. With the way the economy is going, they might be the only employed people around pretty soon.

  7. ex-sunnyvale-renter Says:

    gfw – I’ve met no end of once-engineers who are street musicians, balloon-twisters, etc. in the BA. They’re making more and a lot happier than they were in the belly of the dying whale that is high tech.

  8. densityduck Says:

    esr: don’t glorify them by calling them engineers. Despite what they called the department in college, programming in C++ is by no means “engineering”.

    As for the house: I like the way that the guy bought a TV stand and then did not put the actual TV on top of it. Like, he realized how dinky the gigantic stand made his TV look!

  9. ex-sunnyvale-renter Says:

    Density – I’d call them “programmers” myself, but still, that work only pays $10 an hour, while twisting balloons, you get far more than that an hour, variety in the workplace, neat farmers’ market food, and little kids’ smiles.

    Jesus, if I thought there was any money at all in programming, I’d learn more of it.

    Instead the story of tech is like this: When I was a repair tech (yes to component level) the guys out in our shipping and receiving area were making a few bux an hour more than me, and the guy really making dough working humping boxes for the benefits, and went out evenings and played drums in bands. He’s probably living in a million-dollar house and all paid for now.

    Tech is a dying while. Twist balloons, learn the banjo, or at least learn to drive a forklift if you want a good life.

  10. ex-sunnyvale-renter Says:

    Density – I’d call them “programmers” myself, but still, that work only pays $10 an hour, while twisting balloons, you get far more than that an hour, variety in the workplace, neat farmers’ market food, and little kids’ smiles.

    Jesus, if I thought there was any money at all in programming, I’d learn more of it.

    Instead the story of tech is like this: When I was a repair tech (yes to component level) the guys out in our shipping and receiving area were making a few bux an hour more than me, and the guy really making dough working humping boxes for the benefits, and went out evenings and played drums in bands. He’s probably living in a million-dollar house and all paid for now.

    Tech is a dying whale. Twist balloons, learn the banjo, or at least learn to drive a forklift if you want a good life.


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