TENAFLY, NJ 07670
MLS ID# 2737664
3 Bed, 2 Bath
Single Family Property, Area: TENAFLY, Central air conditioning, Fireplace(s)
HA HA! April’s Fool Day!
Got you didn’t I? Bet you were all scared – ZOMG, an affordable SFH with Top Schools? What is Silicon Valley becoming?
Well take a deep breath – fortunately I didn’t find one. Instead, I found one in so-called expensive New Jersey.
I mean, compare that $515ker to this $512ker beaut that we saw yesterday:
As they would say in NJ – fughetaboutit!
Are you ok? Calm down! It was just a joke. There’s no affordable single family homes in top national school districts here. It’s ok… It’s ok… breathe!