Additional dirty kitchen included in this Berryessa house!
301 Educational Park Dr, San Jose 95133
(Berryessa)
$628,000* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 4
* Bathroom: 2&1/2
* Year Built: 1980
* Lot Size: 3480
* Square Footage: 1681
* List Date: 4/1/2008
* Garage Spaces: 2
* MLS#: 788811
Close to school,grocery,shopping ctr.and hospital.Public trans. EZ to access to 680/101. Crn lot.newly renovated kitchen area.updated floor tile. Addtnl dirty kitchen(not recrded),Motivated seller. Offer subj to lender approval.
Let’s look at the key selling points of this house:
1. Amazing security system. You will not feel safer in any house. With bars on the windows and doors, you can be sure that your family will be safe at night - unlike those losers in neighborhoods that don’t have bars. Remember, it’s like the Bear theory - you only need to outrun your friend, not the bear. This tactic is guaranteed to send the criminals to Los Altos instead.
2. Check out the green-ness of this house. That’s right - no yard means no grass means no evil pesticides, wasting water, etc. Think globally, act locally by buying this house.
3. Stop sign. Everyone is going to have to stop at your house and look. Look at your house. PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP BABY!
4. This house comes with an additional dirty kitchen that’s not recorded. Everyone knows that real chefs have real dirty kitchens. Finally, you can explore your culinary skills and produce authentic food.
And for just $628,000! What are you waiting for!
May 13th, 2008 at 6:49 am
The throw pillows alone are worth the price.
Though it appears they installed the kitchen sideways.. someone will have to fix that.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:38 am
The price has dropped already - $599k according to the site. BUT I have to agree the pillows and the faux brick fire place are what make the place
May 13th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Oops I mean $559k… EVEN BETTER.
Also I would love to see what the rest of this street looks like?!?! Seriously your kids will SIGN language if they live here - LIKE EAAAAAAST side, yo!!
May 13th, 2008 at 7:50 am
I’ll only buy it if it comes with the high-gloss cherry furniture and the off-the-Home-Depot-rack throw rugs.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:44 am
And it’s on a corner lot facing McKee Road, between King and Jackson. Yeah.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:47 am
There is a library and middle school in the neighborhood, also a small park and a night school. The neighborhood doesn’t seem to be that bad, though the closer to McKee the worse it gets.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:52 am
As the smog flies
On a cold and gray East San Jose mornin’
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
’cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
it’s another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
People, don’t you understand
the child needs a helping hand
or he’ll grow to be an angry young man some day
Take a look at you and me,
are we too blind to see,
do we simply turn our heads
and look the other way
Well the world turns
and a hungry little boy with a runny nose
plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto
And his hunger burns
so he starts to roam the streets at night
and he learns how to steal
and he learns how to fight
In the ghetto
Then one night in desperation
a young man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a car,
tries to run, but he don’t get far
And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers ’round an angry young man
face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto
As her young man dies,
on a cold and gray East San Jose mornin’,
another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
May 13th, 2008 at 8:57 am
This guy bought this for $516K in 2004 and is in trouble with his first loan. The zillow’s estimate (which overestimates all the time) is $609K. But still this guy is asking for $629K in this market. That tells how delusional this guy is.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:33 am
This house should only worth 300kish (or less) in 98, back then houses north of Mabury were in the 300kish. I wish this FB keep his head high and not lower his price while we race to the bottom.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Now from that ghetto
ghetto, ghetto, ghetto, ghetto
Got one foot in, one foot out…
of the ghetto
ghetto, ghetto, ghetto, ghetto
That’s why I know the things I know!
In the ghetto
ghetto, ghetto, ghetto, ghetto
And some of my friends done died befo’
in the ghetto
ghetto, ghetto, ghetto, ghetto
That’s why I can’t seem to let go
May 13th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Another price drop! Now it is $559,980 !! Good job Burbed. This is how markets are made! The bank will be lucky to get 350k for this dump. What do you think?
May 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Stop sign, what a great idea! Do his neighbors on the right and left also have their own stop signs? If I was his neighbor, I would request one too.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am
This is what life looks like outside the Real Bay Area!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
can anyone explain to me what’s dirty kitchen included? does that mean an additional “dirty” kitchen, or the kitchen is dirty. if the first case, why the house needs 2 kitchens? and if the second case, why can they clean the kitchen instead of telling every1 is kitchen is dirty.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
What’s with that photo of the room with the white tile? It’s totally swamped by the light coming through the window, because whoever took the shot centered on the window and didn’t use a flash to compensate. Is the photographer a would-be artist, trying to demonstrate the futility of staging in an East San Jose neighborhood?
Jay, the kitchen is not installed sideways. That is a loft kitchen. That’s the one that is recorded. The dirty kitchen has the appliances and counters installed on the floor instead of the walls.
How much you wanna bet that the buyer refinanced this loan and used the house like an ATM, pulling out a bunch of cash for that extra dirty kitchen, and that’s why he’s underwater?
Stop, baby, what’s that sign?
Everyone look what’s going down… house prices!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Wow… so a dirty kitchen is a real term?
May 13th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Everyone look what’s going down… house prices!
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But that’s just non-RBA, right?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
The “bird’s eye view” indicates this property is a white sedan. Way-ay to go, Movoto.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I think this explains the “dirty kitchen”:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
The “dirty kitchen” is where you do the actual cooking. The “clean kitchen” is used for short-term storage, serving, and light prep; more of a show-off area than an actual working space. The idea is that you can do all the messy stuff in an out-of-the-way area, then present all the food in your pristine Pergransteel wonderland.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Dangit, madhouse googled it the same time that I did.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Weakness seldom differs, Duck.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Haha, I learn something new: dirty kitchen is a real term, though it is pretty hard to associate it nicely with this dirty house.