Want to enjoy the Bay Area’s famed sunrises and sunsets?
651 Port Dr #00306, San Mateo 94404 (Other Mariner’s Isle)
$399,000
* Status: Active
* Bedroom: 1
* Bathroom: 1
* Year Built: 1982
* Lot Size: N/A
* Square Footage: 746
* List Date: 1/14/2008
* Garage Spaces: 1
* MLS#: 771762
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PRICE REDUCED AGAIN-OR BEST OFFER! CLOSE-IN LOCATION MOVE-IN CONDITION TOP FLOOR, BREATHTAKING BAY VIEWS, SOARING HIGH CEILINGS-LIGHT & BRIGHT, OPEN & AIRY, FIREPLACE IN LIVING ROOM. RESORT LIVING AT ITS BEST. SUNRISES/SUNSETS-PRIVATE BEACH, SECURED PARKING-MINUTES FROM MAJOR THOROUGHFARES. WON’T LAST HURRY!
At some houses you get a free week of condo in Maui. But what if you wanted to live on the beach and enjoy the sunrise and sunset forever?
Introducing 651 Port Drive #306. This highly personalized and distinctive address alone assures you that when you plunk down $399k for this condo, you know you’re set for a lifetime of sunrises, sunsets, and your own personal beach. Things the Bay Area is famous for. It’s like living in Maui, but with easy access to Highway 92.
Let’s now take a look at the other, unretouched photos of this paradise property:
Are you sold on this dream yet? Think: sunrise, sunset, private beaches. Oh yeah!
(Thanks to Burbed reader Alex for this find!)
June 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I suspect those photos (which are that small on the real site, too!) are life size.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Nice view of what appears to be quite a few powerlines, phonelines, etc. Must be quite a doozy of a high tension pole or tower nearby.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Geez, we’ve looked at some places in San Mateo near the Bay, but all of those powerlines, towers, etc… just killed it.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I thought at first that was a curtain with a sunset painted on it, and it had crumpled with age.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Only in the RBA do sunsets come with free horizontal lines.
Love the other pics. I’d buy the house, but the kitchen appears to be too small
June 19th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Private beach? That isn’t even a slough. But at least it’s bigger than the kitchen. What did they use for those pictures, Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone camera?
Why didn’t they point out that with all those close-in power lines, you’d also get free electrico-magneto-radio-field therapy every day?
June 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I might be getting areas confused, but I’ve heard that on Mariner’s Isle, there’s a monitored population of squirrels with bubonic plague.Nothing new, since they’ve had it for thousands of years, but still- nice to know that not only would you have a beautiful view of the beach, but also have access to rodents with exotic, notorious diseases as an added bonus.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Looks like lots of squirrels have Bubonic plague, so you aren’t even getting the special squirrels.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
that article clearly identifies the Bubonic squirrels as terrorists.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Must have some sort of secret marina? The fees are $433/month. A valet service perhaps? What great service do they have that the listing does not mention. It boggles the mind, but certainly with high fees it must have some services aimed at the luxury market, regardless of whether or not the owners updated the look from 1982.