March 28, 2009

Foolproof roadmap to riches without risks or hassles

The WealthLoop Series Beginner’s Guide to Building Wealth Buying Houses: The Foolproof Roadmap to Real Estate Riches Without the Risks and Hassles of Landlording

Wow. Talk about the perfect book for everybody! It’s foolproof! It’ll ensure riches! There are no risks! There are no hassles!

What more could you ask for?

Well… you could ask for a book that is an “underground hit” as well.

Click the picture above now and buy it before THE MAN finds out and takes it away. This only surfaces for a few months at a time, before it goes deep deep deeeeeeeeep underground. This will be the best $16.47 you have ever spent. Trust me!

Comments (16) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:49 am

16 Responses to “Foolproof roadmap to riches without risks or hassles”

  1. UnrealAlex Says:

    Wow! It’s written by an Esquire! I knew an Esquire years ago at a workplace…. he came to work in pajama pants once.

  2. Herve Says:

    Excerpt from a review:

    “The only issue i found was that I personally do not live in an area where a “nice home in a nice neighborhood” costs under 200K.”

    He should be thankful for that!

  3. madhaus Says:

    Are you kidding? Even the crapboxes around here still sell for more than $200K. Heck, during the bubble, you could buy crapboxes in crap neighborhoods for $600K.

    That’s Silicon Valley for you! Our slummy crapboxes cost more than “nice homes in nice neighborhoods” where it isn’t so special!

    Now let’s review what the RBA is again. The RBA by definition doesn’t have any slums or crapboxes. And prices never go down. So SoonToBeDad is going to have a lot of trouble finding a house there, at the intersection of Useless Aggregates and Meaningless Anecdotes, a magical kingdom that never actually exists.

  4. TONY OF FAIRFAX Says:

    HOLY SHIT THIS BOOK COST $120 BUCKS… ! SEE SPEAK HEAR NO HOUSING BUBBLE

  5. TONY OF FAIRFAX Says:

    *SEE HEAR SPEAK

  6. nomadic Says:

    Tapping into what he calls, ‘Every person’s American Dream to own a home of their own,’ Mr. Michailidis outlines a process whereby investors find tenants to ‘pre-sell’ their properties to, thus locking in a guaranteed rate of return for the investor and ensuring that the tenants have a vested interest in the care and upkeep of the property. According to Mr. Michailidis, this approach to renting allows the property owner to command large up front deposits and above market rents while shifting the responsibility for routine maintenance and repairs to the tenants.

    Oh, it’s about how to sucker people into “rent-to-own” deals. Bet that will work just great post-bubble.

  7. madhaus Says:

    Hahahahaha. Rent-to-own during a real estate collapse? Wow, there’s a lot of stupid real estate ideas, but that one’s like megastupid. Right up there with buying real estate as a pyramid scheme, or maxing out your HELOC, refinancing the whole thing, and then maxing it out again. And again. And again.

    But remember, NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY! NOW IS ALWAYS THE TIME TO BUY!

  8. A. Lewis Says:

    The shysters don’t stop trying to fool people with schemes just because we’re in a recession. They just get more and more heartless about.

    When times are good, the rats come out and mostly try to get folks with cash to over-pay for things they need, or buy things they don’t need (but actually have some value) – the true snakes try to swindle them out of everything, but are rare enough.

    When times are bad – the snakes get meaner and go after everyone for anything they’ve got – especially scared people.

    Check in on all your older relatives – they will get e-mails, letters, and phone calls from all kinds of scamsters during these bad times, and they just may fall prey to the latest confusing scam, so help them out.

  9. nomadic Says:

    hehehe, I pity the fool who would try to mess with my mom. ;-)

  10. SanJoseRenter Says:

    Wow, and it’s part of the whole “Wealthloop Series.”

    Multiple ways to make money fast.

  11. madhaus Says:

    Lots of ways to make money fast.
    Lots of ways to lose money while trying to make money fast.

    Looks like all the softies have gone to bed!

  12. nomadic Says:

    The smart softies anyway. :-)

  13. DreamT Says:

    nomadic: i feel so dumb right now :)

  14. nomadic Says:

    me too. and sleepy.

  15. anon Says:

    Zz.

  16. Bobby S Says:

    I’ve always loved playing Monopoly. Perhaps I should buy this book and play it in real life now that I am all grown up now!


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