It’s Herve week at Burbed! I’m catching up on all the listings that Herve had sent me. Here’s the second one!
Woodside, CA 94062 | MLS# 80839612
Undisclosed Woodside, CA 94062
Sq. Ft.: 4,500
$/Sq. Ft.: $244
Lot Size: 1.5 Acres
Property Type: Attached Single Family
Year Built: 1999
Neighborhood: Old La Honda Road Area
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 147 days
Unsold in 90 days
Bank Owned! 18 Room Woodside Estate with views of the Redwood Trees and year round creek runs along the 1.5 secluded acres. Victorian architecture enhances each of the unique rooms. The main home is accented with gorgeous hardwood with rose accents, beveled glass windows, master suite with office or nursery and a large wrap around deck. Second unit is perfect for aupair or live in.
Wow. This is Burbed’s second house in Woodside. I’m sure some terrible fate must’ve befallen the original owner.
But, his loss is your gain. At just $244 per square foot, you can live in a true mansion with 18 rooms. The location is undisclosed, so it is perfect as a hideaway. I bet Bernie Madoff wishes he lived here instead of at an easy to get to co-op in Manhattan.
Even better, I bet you could build some tunnels and some caves. During the day, you are an extravgant, Woodside mansion living executive at a chip fab. At night? You come out to fight crime in East Palo Alto.
If this fantasy doesn’t sell it for you, I don’t know what does.
(Note: Butler not included.)