253 KELTON Ave, San Carlos, CA 94070 | MLS# 80921524
253 KELTON Ave San Carlos, CA 94070
Sq. Ft.: 2,484
$/Sq. Ft.: $475
Lot Size: 4,400 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1947
Community: El Sereno Corte
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 44 days
LAST CHANCE! COMING OFF MARKET ON 6/30!! 10K REDUCTION. Remodeled 2-story home in White Oaks! 4 lg BR, 2.5BA. Maple h/w flrs, chefs kchn w/ granite counters, luxury stnlss appliances, built-in fridge & freezer. Downstairs master w/ walk-in closet. French doors open to slate patio. 2 upstairs bedrooms w/ Jack-n-Jill BA. Ceiling fans throughout. Upstairs family room away from bedrooms for privacy.
Thanks for Burbed reader Rink Rat for sharing this!
Here’s what he had to say:
Oh my god. Now I see where the term “Realtards” comes from. Take a look at MLS 80921524. It has been on the market since 6/17/08 – basically a year — under a variety of brokerages. So what do they do to convince people to buy a house that’s obviously massively overpriced????? They drop it $10,000. I can hear the stampede of buyers from here….
Could someone please call the police in San Carlos to let them know about a possible pending riot. I can see it now, hordes of people are going to descend on this house from San Jose, Washington DC, Seattle, Shanghai, Moscow to snatch it up before it goes off the market.
Traffic is going to be zoo. They’ll need riot gear.
Once this house goes off the market, it will be like the sun imploding – there will be no hope left. People will freak out. 4 horsemen, and all that.
$10,000 has already been droppped from the price. The warning shot has been fired.
Be prepared. Strap on the kevlar before you go.
Any predictions as to what will happen on 7/1?