July 10, 2009

This Richmond, San Francisco house keeps SF in the Real Bay Area

341 Cornwall St, San Francisco, CA 94118 – Zillow
341 Cornwall St San Francisco CA 94118

3 beds, 2.5 baths, 1,690 sq ft
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For Sale: $1,195,000,100

341

Loan type:
Interest Rate:
%

Down payment:
% ($239,000,020)

Include estimated taxes and insurance
Estimated payment: $5,424,729

* 3 beds
* 2.5 bath
* Built in 1907

Seller’s Description:

Charming Edwardian home in convenient location near Lake Street, Laurel Village shopping, Mountain Lake Park, and transportation. This home has three bedrooms and two baths on one level as well as a sunroom that overlooks deep rear garden. Beautiful sunny foyer with beveled mirrors leads to the living room with fireplace, separated by pocket doors from the formal dining room with built-in sideboard, and also opens to the kitchen which overlooks deck and garden. This floor is completed by a powder room. Lower level has large garage, laundry and extra storage.

Thanks to Burbed reader Jason for this find.

I’m going to keep this one terse. All I can say is that this house definitely keeps San Francisco in the Real Bay Area.

Comments (19) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:35 am

19 Responses to “This Richmond, San Francisco house keeps SF in the Real Bay Area”

  1. AmusedLurker Says:

    Well I see that some insanely lucky buyer got one hellacious discount on the price. :)

  2. RinkRat Says:

    If burbed ever starts a “Realtard Hall of Fame”, this would get an automatic nomination. I guess proofreading one’s listing information is too much effort for some…

    But hey, give him a break. After all, his commission on this sale would only be $29,875,002.50 … Can’t expect full service for such a reduced rate.

  3. nomadic Says:

    ooooh, it has beveled mirrors!

  4. nomadic Says:

    How long were you sitting on this one, burbed? It sold for $1.2M last November. :-)

  5. RinkRat Says:

    @nomadic… that’s not a problem. There’s no expiration date on Realtard antics.

  6. Melkart Says:

    Give this guy a break! Just a few years ago he was selling clothes at Macy’s and now he’s selling million-dollar homes! The poor guy has barely had a chance to get used to his super-affluent lifestyle which is now so sadly in jeopardy. And, he’s still developing that perfect condescending attitude that’s so characteristic of SF realtors (to people who make less than $200K/year, of course). Every time I receive one of his “State of the Market” emails, I shed a tear because they have that wonderful Stalinist-era propagandist charm to them. Grow a heart, people!

  7. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    I’ve started getting “State of my Pocketbook” emails from realtors.

    They go like this :
    “I need some money! BUY A HOUSE! DAMMIT, BUY A HOSUE! I NEED MONEY! I CAN SHOW YOU HOUSES! THEN YOU BUY ONE AND I GET MONEY! QUIT BEING A JERK!

    Luv,
    Ur Realtor(tm)!”

  8. Alex Says:

    When I first scanned through the listing, I took it for another boring SF overpriced POS. Then I did a double-take and realized that this is a real overpriced POS in the RBA.

    Dumbass realtard really screwed the pooch on this listing.

  9. anon Says:

    bubblebuyer, you should post em =)

  10. JayDawg Says:

    I’d buy it with a 300 year mortgage.

  11. anon Says:

    “QUIT BEING A JERK!”

    Quit being a jerk and not buying overprice trash, indeed…

  12. sonarrat Says:

    In a few years, we’ll only be able to wish we could buy something like this for only $1B, amirite?

  13. RinkRat Says:

    sonarrat…sadly, you’re probably right. So by buying it now at $1B, you’ll just be ahead of the curve. See how smart we are?

  14. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    We’ll be lucky if the home owners let us feed their squirrels on the weekends for 1 billion. Houses will be trillion dollar goldmines!

  15. anon Says:

    Kids love petting zoos. opportunities abound!

  16. BobbyS Says:

    Just take out a 300 yr mortgage and payments will be affordable.

  17. nomadic Says:

    sheesh, this place is dead.

    Check out this pic:
    http://failblog.org/2009/07/09/house-design-fail/

  18. Living in SF Says:

    I know people who’d have heart attack hearing SF and RBA in the same sentence. SF is “The City”, it’s vibrant, unique, and completely one of a kind, don’t you know? Every human being on earth wants to live in SF, right? At least that’s what I was told.

    Anyway, I live a couple blocks from said house and would not mind one bit if it had sold for $5,424,729/mo. I’d have immediately put mine on the market.

  19. Alex Says:

    San Francisco freaking blows. Too many weirdos with their weird politics, greenpeace bullsh*t agendas. Too many weed-smoking tree-huggers or at least wannabes. Too many pretentious as$holes who always harp about the best restaurants, best wine, best show, best sh*t.

    I can’t wait to ditch this sh*thole and head down to the peninsula. If it wasn’t for the long commute, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

    Happy fvcking Saturday!


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