2592 ABORN Rd, San Jose, CA 95121 | MLS# 80945587
2592 ABORN Rd San Jose, CA 95121
Sq. Ft.: 1,400
$/Sq. Ft.: $246
Lot Size: 6,100 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1965
County: Santa Clara
On Redfin: 4 days
B_A_N_K__O_W_N_E_D__S_P_E_L_L_S__”_O_P_P_O_R_T_U_N_I_T_Y_” – This home is in great condition by comparison to most bank owned properties and it’s ready for a new owner right now!! Priced to sell quickly to either an owner occupant or investor, so don’t hesitate, see it today!! In addition to the house there’s a great storage building, too. There are a few repairs needed, so sorry no FHA financing *
Thanks to Burbed reader sonarrat for this find.
I’ve often wondered “how do you spell opportunity?”
And now I know! It’s spelled BANK OWNED. Or, more precisely, B_A_N_K__O_W_N_E_D_. (I like how even the word SPELLS get the underscore treatment!)
That said, at just $246, you really can’t argue that this house isn’t priced to sell. Let’s take a look at those few repairs that might be necessary:
Huh. What’s going on at those points?
But what sonarrat thought was interesting was the previous pricing history:
Oh yeah. Smell that sweet sweet sweet instant equity waiting for you. Unlock it today! Buy the house, and get $272,000 instantly. Then invest those profits in a mini-golf course in your backyard. Profit!!
That’s… if you can wrest this out of the hands of sonarrat first! He’s got first dibs after all!