Swim naked in San Mateo
2107 ENSENADA Way, San Mateo, CA 94403 | MLS# 80946224
2107 ENSENADA Way San Mateo, CA 94403
Price: $948,000
Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,590
$/Sq. Ft.: $596
Lot Size: 7,200 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Contemporary
Stories: 2
View: Neighborhood, Golf Course
Year Built: 1953
Community: San Mateo Terrace
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80946224
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active
On Redfin: 9 days
Float among the tree tops in your living room. Swim naked in the pool. Watch the sunset dining on the back deck. Feel like you???re on vacation in this open, airy 3 bed, 2 bth home. Private grounds, on a quiet cul-de-sac with a peek of the golf course. Remodeled master suite opens to private patio. Designer closets. Seller Desires “AS IS” Offer. Unwarr. bonus room & bath downstairs.
Thanks to Burbed reader Edward for this find!
Wow. You can swim naked at this house in San Mateo. I’m sure that’s exactly what every single geek in Silicon Valley has been looking for! The ability to bare it all, in their very own backyard!
San Fernando Valley, watch out!
More importantly, the seller desires “as is” offer. That’s key because as a buyer, you want a seller who has the fortitude to say “screw you”. That confidence can mean only one thing: it’s going to be a great house for you and your twins (children).
Hey, it’s even got an unwarranted bonus room and bath downstairs…. just think of the possibilities Mr. Hefner! Just think of the possibilities.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:11 am
My twins blushed when they read this post. Maybe the house is too racy for them.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Wow I read “master suite” too fast.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
See, here I had this image in my mind of a naked guy peeking through the bushes/trees at the golf course….
October 12th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
San Fernando Valley, watch out!
LOL – for anyone who doesn’t get the reference, that’s where a lot of adult films are made. Hey, could that be the next wave of wealth-creation for silicon valley? I guess only if you can combine it with social networking for profit.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
for anyone who doesn’t get the reference, that’s where a lot of adult films are made. Hey, could that be the next wave of wealth-creation for silicon valley? I guess only if you can combine it with social networking for profit
I say we go for the hat-trick. Bundle in marijuana legalization into that pile. Social networking, ganja and porn, all under one roof! Booyah!!
October 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Bay area housing is saved.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
> I guess only if you can combine it with social networking for profit.
I think there are already plenty of adult movies showing examples of “social networking”
October 13th, 2009 at 1:33 am
M3REO that’s a great site, Turkey this and Turkey that, I find the truth refreshing.
Woops, I read too fast, “turnkey”? Nevermind.
October 13th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Alex, instead of turkey you got stuck with spam…