November 12, 2009

LOL OMG This Haus is Gr8 4 u in Palo Alto!

2876 LOUIS Rd, Palo Alto, CA 94303 | MLS# 80950038
2876 LOUIS Rd Palo Alto, CA 94303
Price: $899,000

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Beds: 3
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 1,260
$/Sq. Ft.: $713
Lot Size: 6,050 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Ranch
Stories: 1
View: Neighborhood
Year Built: 1947
Community: South Palo Alto
County: Santa Clara
MLS#: 80950038
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active
On Redfin: 12 days
Fixer Upper. Bring your contractors. Palo Alto High School. Grt Midtown location. Gud floor plan. Sum nu dual pane wndws; rest of new wndws in garage ready to be installed. Lrge bck yrd. Gud size bdrms. Nuvr furnace/AC. Wish seller had fixed it; wud be able to sell it at far hgr $; so it is ur chance to make some sweat equity in Palo Alto.

Thanks to Burbed reader Maureen for this find!

This is what Maureen had to say:

Love your site. This listing appears to have either an lolcat or a texting tween as the realtor. And I think there is a poster of Ahnold in his body building days up in the bedroom.

Ooh… let’s take a look at the interior:

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Yeah, I think there’s a high likelihood of texting or LOLCatting here. This is a pretty geeked out house. I mean, it’s not typical that the staging company would leave spindles out on a table, and show a situation where there are two offices.

But hey, this is Palo Alto… geek center of the universe. Know they audience! Nerds everywhere probably see these pictures and go “OMG! WANT!”. You don’t want to FAIL as a realtor after all.

Now… if only ceiling cat would make an appearance…

Comments (9) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:14 am

9 Responses to “LOL OMG This Haus is Gr8 4 u in Palo Alto!”

  1. Joe Says:

    what a joke.

  2. Herve Estater Says:

    Gr8t, it comes with a bus stop too (lucky route 88, stop sign visible on street view).

    As far as the realtor is concerned, I think we ought to share his website with everybody (“I am jubilantly thankful to God Almighty for my success today in serving my clients.” or “I am a highly educated professional, a graduate from Stanford University with a Master’s degree in Mechanical Engineering“).

    And the burbed feature is linked from redfin again. Sw33t!

  3. Herve Estater Says:

    Interesting, the realtor’s website also lists a remedy for constipation.

  4. burbed Says:

    Those redfin links are auto generated from trackbacks.

  5. anon Says:

    The only fate befitting this house is to be played off by keyboard cat.

    So here goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—aiyznGQ

  6. BuyersAreIdiots Says:

    LMAO!

    Say hello to the future: The Twitter Realtor!

    And remember. You can’t spell ‘twitter’ without ‘twit’. ;-)

  7. Alex Says:

    OMG HI2U!

    What a gr8 house! And so cheap! WTFBBQ?!!!

  8. Real Estater Says:

    Do you guys really expect full service at this kind of price?

  9. Real Estater Says:

    Pending, of course.


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