November 17, 2009

Do you know what the greatest street surrounding Schallenberger Elementary is?

1310 TENAYA Dr, San Jose, CA 95125 | MLS# 80943802
1310 TENAYA Dr San Jose, CA 95125
Price: $739,000

1310
Beds: 4
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 2,050
$/Sq. Ft.: $360
Lot Size: 6,930 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Ranch
Stories: 1
View: Neighborhood
Year Built: 1956
Community: Willow Glen
County: Santa Clara
MLS#: 80943802
Source: MLSListings
Status: Pending Without Release
On Redfin: 53 days
Excellent value on one of the greatest streets surrounding Schallenberger Elementary. .Open floor plan with living room and dining room combo. .. seperate family room. .hardwood floors and new carpet. .new roof. .dual pane windows and interior painting complete. .great yard. .walk to local shops and restaurants. .change of seasons with a change of address. .

Thanks to Burbed reader tridba for this find.

Actually this was sent in back in September, but I just found it while cleaning out my junk mail folder.

That’s unfortunate because this house is now pending without release.

I’m sure you could probably swoop in and try to place an offer that’s 2x above listing price to try and score, but it’s probably too late.

After all, this is the greatest street surrounding Schallenberger Elementary – not just a good street, the greatest. History books have been written about this street and how it conquered would be contenders. Those weakling lanes, avenues, courts, and drives were no match for this street.

Tenaya. It’s the street of champions. Without this street, your children are at risk.

So please, think of the children. Start camping out on Tenaya now so that you can get a house on the great street of what must be the greatest elementary school in the history of mankind.

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Comments (12) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:56 am

12 Responses to “Do you know what the greatest street surrounding Schallenberger Elementary is?”

  1. Top Dog Says:

    We are the Champions

    I’ve paid my dues
    Time after time
    I’ve done my sentence
    But committed no crime
    And bad mistakes
    I’ve made a few
    I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face
    But I’ve come through

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for losers
    Cause we are the champions – of the world

  2. sonarrat Says:

    This house costs more than the Detroit Silverdome.

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/17/news/economy/silverdome_buyer/index.htm

  3. ES Says:

    It also implies that it’s the greatest street in Willow Glen, which I always thought was Lincoln. I guess I was wrong. A suburb in South San Jose is way better than downtown WG.

  4. sonarrat Says:

    The nicest area in Willow Glen is probably around Pine & Cherry, which incidentally is where I got into an accident driving a BMW shuttle van. The manager was delivering a customer’s 7-series to his house on that street. They wouldn’t even do that for the Z8 owner.

  5. Herve Estater Says:

    Where is WillowGlenner when we need her? Speaking of which, is the rental market red hot or white hot these days?

  6. anon Says:

    Yea where is re’s only backup?

    Btw the market is blue hot.

  7. nomadic Says:

    sonarrat – we always called that the “Pontiac Debt Dome.” Just an affectionate nickname bestowed by the locals when it was built.

  8. Pralay Says:

    Where is WillowGlenner when we need her?
    —–

    He is too busy processing pile of applications for his rentals in VC capital of the world. Startups in Silicon Valley are going IPO left and right (I know this is the only IPO in Silicon Valley in last two years, but this is just the beginning of IPO flood. Watch out!). As a result, rental market in the south bay is tightening by the week. Just as an example, as WillowGlenner said, a house in Campbell used to rent for $2K-$2100 as late as late 2007. In August 2008 it was renting for $2700-$2800. Any guess how much it is renting now? You can’t rent there anymore. They are as priceless as Van Gogh’s paintings. Now, all you get in Campbell is townhome for $3700.

  9. Willow Glen Extra Says:

    Of course, a cursory review of the map reveals even more realtor hyperbole. Tenaya — although nearby — doesn’t really “surround” Schallenberger. Technically, one of the greatest streets surrounding Schallenberger would probably have to be either Cottle Avenue, Koch Lane, Avalon Drive, or Gerald Way. But in either case, WGx invites you to decide:

    http://willowglenextra.com/2009/11/wgx-poll-location-location-location/

  10. Real Estater Says:

    We are the Champions (Revised Version)

    I’ve paid my rent
    Time after time
    I’ve done my commute
    But saved not a dime
    And bad mistakes
    I’ve made a few
    I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face
    But I’ve come through

    We are the champions, my friends
    And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end
    We are the champions
    We are the champions
    No time for renters
    Cause we are the champions – of the world

  11. Real Estater Says:

    Pralay,

    Have you paid your rent?

  12. anon Says:

    And have you paid your rent to the bank like a good indentured servant?


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