December 10, 2009

affordable houses are crappy

It’s a two-in-one!

Recently someone found this site by searching for: affordable houses are crappy

That is so not true. Let’s look at today’s affordable house:

127 HEMLOCK Ave, Redwood City, CA 94061 | MLS# 80937527
For Sale (MLS-listed)
$325,000
127 HEMLOCK Ave Redwood City, CA 94061

127
Beds: 3
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 1,170
$/Sq. Ft.: $278
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1943
Community: Horgan Ranch
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80937527
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 115 days
Bank owned, Repaired and Move-in Ready! 3 bedroom 1 bath home. Recently painted interior and new carpets in 2 bedrooms. Hardwood flooring throughout living area and some bedrooms. In home laundry area. Covered patio in backyard Close to schools, shopping and Highway 101.

This house is plenty affordable. Assuming that you have one of those strange families where only one parent works (SEXIST PIG! MISOGYNIST!), and the person makes the typical $125,000 a year – then this house falls way below the 3x recommendation range. Plenty affordable. It’s even repaired and move-in ready!

Crappy? Let’s take a look:

127a

Sorry, I just don’t see how you can call that crappy. It’s got new countertops! Look, it even comes with a row of business cards attached to it!

So… lots of affordable houses here in the Bay Area. Not all of them are crappy.

Comments (21) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:53 am

21 Responses to “affordable houses are crappy”

  1. SiO2 Says:

    Off topic to the post, but very relevant to other threads:

    US News & World Report top high schools:
    http://www.usnews.com/articles/education/high-schools/2009/12/09/americas-best-high-schools-gold-medal-list.html?PageNr=2
    #26 is in Nashville! Hi Bob! #30 is too. that’s really interesting. These are both magnet schools with competitive admissions, so not really the same as a normal high school. But still, very interesting.

    #3,4 and 7 are in CA, but not RBA. Top RBA school is #36, Mission San Jose (if Fremont is RBA…) or Gunn at 67.

  2. bob Says:

    I went to a Magnet elementary school. I’m not sure how it was supposed to work. Ours was a small school. Only about 300 students. The building was pretty modern and was only 5 years old when I started going. Students who lived in the district went to it. Since this was a rural area there weren’t many kids to start with. To my understanding magnet schools are meant to include diverse subjects and curriculum as well as desegregate the racial composition. Since our region was almost entirely of Scotch-Irish descendants, we didn’t really have much of any desegregation. So I’d guess ours was a magnet school under the loosest of definition. I didn’t have to be in a lottery to go. I was in the district to go to it and that was that.

  3. nomadic Says:

    burbed, you picked the headline to mess with the bank that’s trying to sell this, didn’t you? Redfin’s new “site’s linking” section is pretty funny today!


    Sites Linking to 127 HEMLOCK Ave
    affordable houses are crappy | SF Bay Area Home Price and Mortgage Insanity Blog – Burbed.com
    127 HEMLOCK Ave, Redwood City, CA 94061 | MLS# 80937527 For Sale (MLS-listed) $325,000 127 HEMLOCK Ave Redwood City, CA 94061 Beds: 3 Baths: 1 Sq. Ft.: 1,170 $/Sq. Ft.: $278 Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft. Property Type: Detached Single Family Stories: 1…
    Added December 10, 2009

  4. Herve Estater Says:

    Sold for $620K in 2005… Instant equity!

  5. steve Says:

    SiO2, don’t overlook lowell (#28) and last year’s version of this list was posted in the other relevant thread, along with the WSJs top private high schools.

  6. bob Says:

    The whole yard is shrubbery and the house looks like it was formerly a bomb shelter. What’s not to love?

  7. nomadic Says:

    Hey, that shrubbery could come in handy if you ever need a favor from the Knights-who-say-Ni.

  8. BuyersAreIdiots Says:

    Hey, that shrubbery could come in handy if you ever need a favor from the Knights-who-say-Ni.

    Yes, but then you would be forced to continue to give them MORE shrubberies! And then they would ask you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…. A HERRING!
    :-D

  9. SmilingCat Says:

    Get three earners in there, you get your own bedroom and a shared kitchen and bathroom for your $1000 a month, whatta deal.

    Or, you get in there with whatever faked papers and Obamabux you can, cook a few batches of meth and cash in. Then split.

  10. DreamT Says:

    The choice of Misogynist over Misandrist or a more neutral term showcases the poster’s own sexist bias very well.

  11. SiO2 Says:

    #6-8, well played.

    Bob,
    “Since our region was almost entirely of Scotch-Irish descendants, we didn’t really have much of any desegregation.”
    this reminds me of my Midwestern upbringing, where a mixed marriage is when a Polish person marries a German.

    “I was in the district to go to it and that was that.”
    That’s a very unusual magnet school. In fact, how is it different than a normal school? Typically a magnet school pulls from across the district, across all the local school boundaries, and you get in either by lottery or by application. Or some combination. Like in CUSD, there’s Faria Elem, for those who find the normal neighborhood CUSD schools insufficiently academically focused.

    And as Bob said, the magnet schools in some cases are used as a desegregation tool, where kids can be brought in from across the district, and pulled from local schools which might be segregated based on who lives in the neighborhood. Busing with an incentive. Didn’t really work for Faria though, there’s about 5 non-Asian kids there.

  12. nomadic Says:

    hmm, most Scots I know don’t care to be called “Scotch.”

    I should stop picking on bob though – we’ll miss him after he’s gone. If he goes. If he gets that job. (A sincere “good luck” to you too!)

  13. anon Says:

    Bob’s leaving?

  14. BuyersAreIdiots Says:

    Re#1

    In regards to the top high schools, where are the highly touted Cupertino, Palo Alto and Los Gatos high schools??
    Only RBA listing I saw was Santa Cruz!
    Ha! Well, if anyone knows about ‘high’ school, it would be Santa Cruz. :)

  15. nomadic Says:

    #13 – as soon as RE buys another property and pigs fly, according to steve.

  16. SiO2 Says:

    BAI,
    Palo Alto, Gunn (in PA), Monta Vista & Lynbrook (in Cupt), and Saratoga are in that list. Also Mission San Jose in Fremont.
    The list has multiple pages, the page with the Nashville schools was just 25-49 out of 100.

  17. John Says:

    Crappy houses are usually occupied by crappy people.

  18. anon Says:

    John, do you have any anecdotal evidence you may be able to provide?

  19. mike Says:

    Anon, Sure. John lives in a crappy house.

  20. Alex Says:

    I don’t know why no one has commented on the math fail.

    There are “some bedrooms” that have new hardwood floors. The plural implies that it’s at least 2. Furthermore, there are “2 bedrooms” with new carpet.

    So if multiple bedrooms have hardwood floors, and 2 bedrooms have carpet, doesn’t that make the total number of bedrooms to be at least 4?

  21. nomadic Says:

    Maybe one bedroom has hardwood under the carpet? Or more likely, the realtard has a hard time counting. Or there is an “un-warranted” fourth bedroom.


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