December 11, 2009

Mountain View house needs your help!

767 LEONG Dr, Mountain View, CA 94043 | MLS# 80940369
$500,000
767 LEONG Dr Mountain View, CA 94043

767
Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,329
$/Sq. Ft.: $376
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1954
Community: Whisman
County: Santa Clara
MLS#: 80940369
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 98 days

Hey everyone! It’s a listing that doesn’t have a description. You know what means! It means the agent needs your help in writing one!

To help expedite the process, here are all the photos:

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Put on those marketing hats of yours, and do your best to sell this house!

Some ground rules: You can’t say “Close to 85/101″. That’s a given.

Alrighty. Ready? Set? Go!

Comments (27) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:26 am

27 Responses to “Mountain View house needs your help!”

  1. CB Says:

    The mirrors create no illusion — this house is REALLY a POS!!! Granite and laminate flooring. That’s all you need to know.

  2. nomadic Says:

    55 years young house suffers from early dementia. Comes complete with playpen to keep it from wandering off when you turn your back for “just a second.”

  3. bob Says:

    weird house with strange interior decor. This thing looks more like a playhouse. Notice the plastic lawn chair inside the room full of mirrors? What’s up with all the mirrors anyway? Was the former owner a ballet dancer?

  4. nomadic Says:

    You know, in spite of the fact it took nearly two years to sell, it was a good investment for someone. They bought it eight years ago for $150k. Put in some cheap flooring and cliche cabinets, and voila – a 3x ROI.

    Hmm, maybe not. The PropertyShark data is all screwed up and show the current owner connected to the property as far back as 1993.

  5. bob Says:

    All kidding aside, this thing is indescribably ugly. It looks like a cross between a garage and a prison. They should at least paint it Easter egg pink or something.

  6. Herve Estater Says:

    > Notice the plastic lawn chair inside the room full of mirrors?

    The plastic chair brings the outside to the inside. Isn’t that what everybody is looking for in a house?

    Happy Friday everyone!

  7. Pralay Says:

    From cache. This was the description of this property in March 2008.

    Pride of Ownership!!!! Well Maintained, 3 beautiful bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, Double Pane Windows, new granite kitchen,new roof, inlaw house and patio out back!! Seller very Motivated all offers are accepted for more info please call listing agent.

    Yes, baby, Pride of Ownership!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sellers is very motivated. Why do you think he keeps listing it for last one and half years? Isn’t that a sign of motivation? Of course it is.

    And don’t forget the listed price in March 2008: $710K. $210K instant equity is right here. Well, it just gone pending. You lost another chance to enjoy the Price of Ownership!!!!!!!!!

  8. nomadic Says:

    Pralay, he was motivated but he wasn’t going to “just give it away!”
    :-)

  9. anon Says:

    200k less and no pride of ownership? Bummer for this seller.

  10. Real Estater Says:

    I’m not a fan of this property, but I don’t think any of the issues is very hard to rectify. If you want to live in Mountain View, and you don’t have much money, this is a fine alternative to living in the East Bay.

  11. Pralay Says:

    this is a fine alternative to living in the East Bay.
    —–

    East Bay is not part of Bay Area anyway. I am not sure if anyone would like to move to Bay Area from a non Bay Area location.

  12. Real Estater Says:

    That’s why it’s a great alternative.

  13. Real Estater Says:

    Watch this interview with NAR Chief Economist Lawrence Yun.

  14. bob Says:

    Why? That would be like watching the CEO of Chrysler talk and believe that his company is going like gangbusters.

  15. Pralay Says:

    East Bay people come to RBA! That would be pretty bad! We should never let the “quality of neighborhood and the quality of schools” go down by allowing “great affordable alternative” to East Bay people.

  16. DreamT Says:

    “I don’t think any of the issues is very hard to rectify”
    You have a magic wand to disapparate the nearby section 8 housing, drug dealers and car thieves?

  17. Pralay Says:

    Watch this interview with NAR Chief Economist Lawrence Yun.
    —–

    If anybody wants to “watch” true Lawrence Yun, he/she should go to Lawrence Yun Watch.

    Don’t forget to watch this video.

  18. Pralay Says:

    You have a magic wand to disapparate the nearby section 8 housing, drug dealers and car thieves?
    —–

    DreamT,
    Probably you are talking about East Bay. Anything without “east” on its name does not have such problem. There is no such thing as East Mountain View. It’s a great alternative to East Bay.

  19. DreamT Says:

    East Mountain View does sound more apt than Whisman Triangle. :)

  20. nomadic Says:

    DreamT, is “disapparate” a combination of disappear and evaporate? ;-)

  21. mike Says:

    > You have a magic wand to disapparate the nearby section 8 housing, drug dealers and car thieves?

    He’s delusional so, to him, it’s not really there.

  22. SmilingCat Says:

    Shady liquor stores within walking distance, and the King Of Clubs. If you want to know where the party is, it’s at the King Of Clubs (obscure Police Academy reference no one will get).

  23. DreamT Says:

    nomadic – I believe so, ask Rowling:) (in any case it seems to be an accepted term in British media http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/disapparate)

  24. nomadic Says:

    Link works much better without the “)” at the end.
    Thanks for the clue-in. Obviously I’m not a Harry Potter fan. :-)

  25. Herve Estater Says:

    Just like “misunderestimate“?

  26. Pralay Says:

    Just like exercept?

  27. nomadic Says:

    Herve, if you’re going to pull out the “Bushisms” then we have to mention this one in honor of bob:

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

    Double-state-score!


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