ST JOSEPH statue HOME SELLER selling Kit saint house figurine
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Amazon.com: ST JOSEPH statue HOME SELLER selling Kit saint house figurine: Home & Garden
ST JOSEPH statue HOME SELLER selling Kit saint house figurine
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Trouble Selling Your Home? It may be because you haven’t buried a statue of St. Joseph in your front yard! Legend has it, that if you bury him upside down near the “For Sale” sign, in the back yard, or in a flower pot, and then say a little prayer (one is included with your purchase for a little guidance), then your house will sell! Couldn’t hurt, right? Even if you are not in the market to sell, this is a beautiful little resin statue that can be proudly displayed in your home or office. Highly detailed and fabulous coloring. 5″ high. Also included with your underground realtor: Story of St. Joseph Saint Card with illustrated picture and prayer Step-by-step instructions for planting
Frankly, you may want to wait until next year to sell your house – when prices are all set to zoom zoom zoom! All the signs are here already: prices are rising, houses are selling, unemployment isn’t growing.
But let’s face it…if you haven’t sold your house yet, you may need a little help. And this statue couldn’t hurt, right?
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December 12th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Realtors put the the for-sale sign upside-down to give good luck. Usually, the sign upside-down is what they stick on top of the main for-sale sign that has extra wording on it like: “short sale” or “new price”.
Putting the sign upside-down is supposed to make the house sell faster, it’s not because the realtor is so stupid, they can’t put the sign up correctly.
And leaving the pamphlet holder empty is another way of making the house sell faster and giving good luck.
December 12th, 2009 at 10:30 am
It looks like we have one reviewer from Gables End (who since moved to Texas):
“I live in a fairly new development and had my home for about a year and a half. I placed my home on the market since February of this year and purchased the St. Joseph selling kit did everything that I was supposed to and Have seen no results. I am a believer and a catholic, i really truly believed that it would work and now October is soon to be over and still no sale. The property is priced right, in immaculate condition and still nothing. Buyers even purchase the same house from the builder and not mine. Hmmmmm…“
December 12th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
The guy is surprised people would buy from the builder and not him? Duh. He probably took what he paid for the place, added in the window coverings, landscaping, etc. he put into it after moving in, and came up with his selling price that way. His version of “priced right” no doubt.
You have to make sure you don’t anger dear old St. Joseph too – you need to dig him up, wash him off and take him to your new house.
December 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
In this market, better hit the St. Joseph Children’s Aspirin, 81mg a day to try to keep heart attacks away.
December 12th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
“The property is priced right, in immaculate condition and still nothing. Buyers even purchase the same house from the builder and not mine. Hmmmmm…“”
Bury St. Joseph and be priced-in forever.
December 12th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Buyers even purchase the same house from the builder and not mine.
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May be the builder buried more than one statue of St. Joseph. The Texas guy just needs to figure out how many statues the builder buried. Just dig builder’s frontyard at night. And then bury more than the builder. Sure success.
If that does not work, it is very likely the builder dug Texas guy’s frontyard while he was sleeping and then he buried even more statues. In that case, the Texas guy needs to redo the whole thing one more time – digging builder’s frontyard again.