December 25, 2009

Who got this stocking stuffer East Palo Alto house?

239 GARDENIA Way, East Palo Alto, CA 94303 | MLS# 80955052
Sale Pending (MLS-listed)
Listed at: $198,000
239 GARDENIA Way East Palo Alto, CA 94303

239
Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,570
$/Sq. Ft.: $126
Lot Size: 7,250 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Year Built: 1954
Community: East of U.S. 101
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 80955052
Source: MLSListings
Status: Pending Without Release This listing is in escrow, past inspections and waiting for loan funding. “Without Release” indicates that the current buyer doesn’t need to sell a home to buy the new home.
On Redfin: 25 days
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO TURN THIS THREE BEDROOM, TWO BATHROOM HOUSE INTO YOUR VERY OWN HOME! OFFERING SOME HARDWOOD FLOORS, WALL TO WALL CARPETS, A FIREPLACE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND AN ATTACHED TWO CAR GARAGE!

Thanks to Burbed reader Lisa for this find!

Let’s go straight to the photos:

239a

Wow. You know a house is grand when the fireplace has its own room. Now that’s swanky!

The fact this is already pending, and at such a low price, can mean only one thing: someone bought this as a Christmas present over the holidays.

So who is the lucky person to get this amazing gift? Why is it an amazing gift? Why look at the instant equity you’re about to unlock!

239b

That’s right. It sold for $650k not that long ago. That means that you’re looking at $452,000 in instant equity.

Sure you may need do a few repairs… but once its done…. boom! A gift that keeps on giving.

So congrats to the person who found this under their tree this morning. Youa are definitely a winner!

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Comments (11) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:13 am

11 Responses to “Who got this stocking stuffer East Palo Alto house?”

  1. Joe Says:

    Merry Christmas Everyone :)

  2. Alex Says:

    Merry Christmas to you all.

    Including the bastards who are socializing this country and dragging it to hell.

  3. SmilingCat Says:

    The window bars are nice but no sniper tower …… is it even properly hardened?

  4. anon Says:

    190k for trash? No thanks. Keep dreaming – this listing is worth 40k tops.

  5. Alex Says:

    SmilingCat, don’t worry. There are plenty of flying bullets to dodge.

  6. Real Estater Says:

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    Any criticism of this house must be weighed against its price. At this price, it’s a good deal any way you look at it. The house is actually only steps away from Palo Alto. Yes, Palo Alto extends East of Fwy 101. You can see Palo Alto Airport is right there. There can’t be any crime to that side since no one lives at the airport.

  7. ideal user Says:

    really?
    are you that closed minded?
    it’s a descent simple house and in a good location.
    IGNORANCE…

  8. Alex Says:

    R Estater,

    By your logic, this POS should be worth a lot more since it’s in Palo Alto. Should it be worth $1 million? Or are the rest of the POS Palo Alto properties worth a lot less?

    Wait, I’m sorry. What am I thinking?! You have NO logic.

  9. anon Says:

    That’s correct. He is a complete and utter idiot.

  10. kareninca Says:

    ideal user – I think the bars on the windows are a hint that the location isn’t so great.

  11. TB Says:

    EPA? NO WAY! Google map it foo’s! And whoever paid 650K better be back in Mexico by now.


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