The future is very bright for this San Mateo house
152 29TH Ave San Mateo, CA 94403Listed at: $750,000
Beds: 3 Baths: 1 Sq. Ft.: 1,510 $/Sq. Ft.: $497 Lot Size: 6,660 Sq. Ft. Property Type: Detached Single Family Style: Ranch Stories: 1 View: Neighborhood Year Built: 1940 Community: Park Western Subdivision/Hillsdale County: San Mateo MLS#: 80958089 Source: MLSListings Status: Pending Without Release On Redfin: 10 days Beautiful 3 Bedroom, 1 Bath Home Boasts 1,500 sqft of Living Space. 2 Oversized Bdrs with Walk In Closets. Spacious Formal Dining Room w/ French Doors leading to a Central Patio Area, Ideal for Entertaining. Architectural Accents Crown Molding & Excessive Natural Light. A spacious Detached 2 Car Garage with loft storage & a workshop, Office & 1/2 bath, permitted in the 50′s, Great LOCATION!
Thanks to Burbed reader Jeff for this find!
Here’s what Jeff had to say:
The first picture obviously has that funky sky that typical of the overboard photoshopping. Maybe its part of "Ideal for entertaining", you know, entertaining guests with LSD. Some of the bedroom photoshopping makes it look like it has mold problems and glowing rugs.
You know what? I bet Jeff also didn’t like Avatar because he hates how technology makes everything better.
Just look at this picture:
Without the use of technology, you might look at this and think “Yuck, it’s a 1950’s kitchen”. But with technology? It looks like it’s from the future.
OMG the future is so bright from this house you’ll need to wear shades to see it!
February 2nd, 2010 at 7:16 am
“Boasts 1,500 sqft of Living Space”
My home must drop it’s pants and extend two middle fingers to the world as it flaunts it’s 1,700 sq ft.
February 2nd, 2010 at 7:34 am
Sold already.
CB, drop the apostrophes first. Or was it an homage to bob?
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
I think the realtard is a vampire. The listing says “excessive natural light.” How is that possible, unless you work the night shift and have to sleep all day?
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 am
Herve, I make no grammar considerations before 8 AM.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
!!SOLD SOLD SOLD!!*
4% over listing!
9 days from listing to beginning of escrow!
SAN MATEO IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Can you afford to wait!? Better buy now before you are PRICED OUT OF SAN MATEO and FORCED ACROSS THE BAY!!!
That’s right- if you don’t get out there pronto your kids are going to be going to school in Richmond and playing with dead cats instead of toys- CUZ THAT’S ALL YOU’LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD.
GET WHILE THE GITTIN’S GOOD
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February 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 am
Here’s another photoshop extravaganza with an over-optimistic seller:
http://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Gatos/116-Boyer-Ln-95030/home/1473579
Check out the uber-tiny lot size. Their neighbor at 131 Boyer tried selling last year for $1.85M before giving up.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 am
Nah, the realtard prolly just misused the circular polarizer when trying to accentuate the color of the sky.
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:11 pm
#5 pretty funny:)
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:23 pm
It’s not a polarizer. It’s just overly misused “Recover Highlights/Shadows” filter. Actually I see this kind of photoshop work all over MLS and Craigslist. Looks like it’s the same person working for RE agencies. I wonder how much he makes hourly for this crap.
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 am
This house is pretty cheap for San Mateo, isn’t it?
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Cheap? It’s about 25% above the market price. That’s in the middle of Mexican ghetto by the way. I driving by to gym every day there. Drugs are sold at every corner there.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Walking by – apparently it was not above market price. It sold for 4% above list in a week, as noted by San Matean in his or her facetious yet factual post.
February 4th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Walking by-
You sure you’re in the right neighborhood? I run by here all the time and I’ve never seen anything shady, but maybe I’m not looking in the right places. Seems to me most of the thug life is East of ECR, really more like East of 101.
The worst thing I’ve seen around here is a gaggle of teenage hooligans screwing around on their way home from Hillsdale.