March 4, 2010

bay area schools lottery

It’s search engine Thursday!

The other day, I noticed a dramatic uptick in lottery related searches

ohlone mandarin school lottery 

"mountain view" schools lottery elementary 2010 

cupertino school district are all students enrolled?

cupertino union school district lottery date 2010 

Wow. That’s a lot of lottery searches!

I touched upon this last week, and I think that it’s now time to discuss this.

So what are these searches all about? Now, you might guess that this is because Bay Area Schools are so packed because voters in the late 1970’s decided to close many of them to save money because children aren’t the future… or that some districts are dramatically better than others voters in the late 1970’s decided to defund schools believing that children aren’t the future so districts rely on direct parental donations…

Or, these searches could be about how enrolling your child into a Bay Area school is like buying a winning lottery ticket! You’re guaranteed to get back a huge reward on your investment – even if you need to bring $2000-$10,000 in cash to class. Your child will go to Stanford, and then booom start the next Google.

I think it’s the latter… not the former. But that’s just my guess.

Comments (11) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:54 am

11 Responses to “bay area schools lottery”

  1. gallileo Says:

    Palo Alto has several specialty schools where admission is (supposedly) by lottery. Mandarin immersion at Ohlone is one of them (and Oh the battles over getting that program started). Regular classes at Ohlone, which doesn’t have grades and I understand is more touchy-feely than a normal school–are also by lottery.

    There are a couple more programs in PAUSD where admission is lottery based–Spanish immersion, direct instruction (the polar opposite of Ohlone), and I’m sure another that I can’t think of right now.

    The funniest thing to me about all of the lottery programs in PAUSD are the parents who apply to all of them. The conversations probably go something like this:

    Wife to Husband: “Should we just send our precious snowflake to her normal, nice, highly rated elementary school, or should we apply to one of the lottery programs?”

    Husband: ‘Our child is too special to go to a normal, highly rated school. He might not get in to one of the lottery programs, so lets apply to them all. Spanish or Mandarin? Doesn’t matter. Traditional Direct Instruction or Hippy Ohlone? Doesn’t matter. It just cannot be a normal school. All that matters is that it isn’t the normal neighborhood school.”

    That conversation isn’t exaggerated. I have actually heard it more than once.

    (Full disclosure, my child attends a lottery programs in PAUSD–but we only applied to one, and chose to do so based purely on some particular needs that child has. I’m sure everyone thinks that.)

  2. Sio2 Says:

    Cupertino has a couple of lottery schools:
    the CLIP Mandarin immersion
    Faria, the super hard core academic school. Got 1000 on API one year!
    Macauliffe, the touchy-feely Montessori style. The polar opposite of Faria

    Also, in some cases, the neighborhood school may be overcrowded so a child may have to go to a different school.

  3. nomadic Says:

    Sorry, RE. It looks like the authorities have caught up with you:

    SEC charges market psychic alleging $6M scam
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5isky0X_VB0hQzBsYIzAd6yL2uOewD9E847IO0

  4. Herve Estater Says:

    > my child attends a lottery programs in PAUSD–but we only applied to one, and chose to do so based purely on some particular needs that child has.

    I assume you are also part of the 98% who favor public transportation for others, am I right? :-)

  5. nomadic Says:

    I do! Especially for old people. They’re terrible drivers.
    :-P

  6. Herve Estater Says:

    nomadic, did you open a bottle of fine sparkling wine when you heard this? :-)

  7. nomadic Says:

    burp. Three shots of tequila with lunch.

  8. nomadic Says:

    This is a particularly timely post today. Take a look at today’s editorial in the Murky News:

    …if education funding continues to decline, and if turf battles continue to prevent real reform, it’s not just students who will suffer. California’s greatness is at risk.

    http://www.mercurynews.com/opinion/ci_14514324?nclick_check=1

  9. Herve Estater Says:

    > This is a particularly timely post today.

    Correction:

    And if businesses can’t find skilled workers here, there are plenty of other places in the world they can go.

    should read

    And if businesses can’t find skilled workers here, they can import them from plenty of other places in the world.

  10. gallileo Says:

    Herve@5:

    LOL

    More seriously, I favor finding the right school for your kids. What is crazy is thinking that the right PAUSD school for your kid (for example) might either be Ohlone–super touchy-feely–or Hoover–strict, direct instruction. The two are complete opposites and a kid who really needs the structure at Hoover most surely won’t blossom under the lack thereof at Ohlone.

    If you enter both of those lotteries, you aren’t thinking about what your kid needs. Instead, you just can’t handle horror of attending a normal school in one of the top ranked school districts in the nation.

    Hey, we are all special–some of us just need to prove it.

  11. gallileo Says:

    And for the record, the search may have come from someone looking at this thread at palo alto online

    http://www.paloaltoonline.com/square/index.php?i=3&d=&t=10920


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