March 9, 2010

4 pack of houses for sale in Mountain View

Beds: 13
Baths: 10.5
Sq. Ft.: -
Lot Size: 1 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 2
Community: Miramonte
County: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81003544
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 34 days
Investor opportunity! List price includes 4 single family homes (apn # 189-03-061, 189-03-062, 189-03-060, 189-03-059)Roofs 80% completed, windows are installed. Needed: kitchens, bathrooms, insulation, sheetrock, driveways/hardscape). Lot size is approximately 17,500 sf and homes are plus or minus 1900sf each. Buyer to verify square footage and lot size.
Thanks to Burbed reader Herve for this find!
 
Wow, it’s like a Costco purchase! A 4 pack of houses that are almost finished. All you need is some elbow grease since they’re about 80% completed.
 
This works out to a mere $725,000 per house. And since each house is about 1900 sqft, this works out to a shockingly low $381 per square foot! Wowsers! What a steal!
 
Now, time for speculation – why is the developer being so generous in offering up these houses for such a low price? Is it a reflection of how gracious the real estate community is in the Bay Area? Or is it because they just want to see what amazing innovation will blossom in this amazing town called Mountain View?
 
What kind of innovations would you add to these houses? And… let’s stop calling them incomplete. Let’s just call them “Beta quality”.
Comments (74) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:25 am

74 Responses to “4 pack of houses for sale in Mountain View”

  1. nomadic Says:

    “Beta quality.” Nice. :-)

    BTW, they aren’t 80% complete. The roofs are 80% complete. Meaning the sheathing on the roofs has probably been soaked by the winter rains and needs to be replaced in all of the areas without waterprooofing (note the tiles sitting up there, uninstalled). Eh, maybe the tar-paper did the trick. I’d also be very careful to ensure all required permits were pulled and inspections were passed.

    Then there’s the small matter of installing drywall, kitchens and baths. Oh yeah, plus driveways and landscaping. I’d guess there’s another $150/sf to be put into these. Is $531/sf a bargain for this area?

  2. anon Says:

    531$/sqft is a bargain anywhere in the bay area!

  3. PA-S Says:

    Alex,
    Sure, I was a Chinaman; I bought my house (home) in town. My child went to the best University in town the child got three degrees out of it (proud parent). We like ramen lots, just send the link of that ramen place RE post to my kid. Always said let‘s go for Japanese when we want to go to have ramen. I cannot cram 20 people into my house(800+sqf) because there is only I and my child. I did slave myself but not for the house it is for the child I have. More than half of what I made went to Uncle Sam. I love AMERICAN!!! The place I came from is not a good place for a devoiced female with child. I DO LOVE this country. She gives me everything I need (freedom and to be let along).
    ra-men is japanese but in chinese language, chinese will call the same thing tun-men (soup noodle)
    ra: get things out of water
    men: noodle

  4. SEA Says:

    I am going to buy these and tear them down. Then I will sell the land for a nice profit! We all know that the land is worth big $$$$!

  5. Zak Says:

    Friends,

    We all love America. At least that is what I gather from reading all the posts in this forum.

    The thing that we are perplexed with is the real estate market in the Bay Area. What mysterious force propels this market is beyond my comprehension.

  6. anon Says:

    2 economic bubbles:

    1) The dot-com bubble left people here with lots of money.
    2) The housing bubble allowed those same people to stretch that money too far due to no loan underwriting standards loans and low interest rates.

    It is very simple.

  7. anon Says:

    Let’s put some numbers to it.

    If, as we saw during the bubble, a strawberry picker making $14,000 a year could purchase a $750,000 home then a middle manager at a tech company making $120,000 should be able to obtain a mortgage for roughly 6,428,571.42.

  8. SmilingCat Says:

    Get a liar loan, put flyers out for all the homeless in Mountain View (of which there are a LOT) that it’s a free squat, come on down, and see how long it lasts. Liar loans involve no down payment etc so this is possible if you’re one of the 20% who still have jobs in MV. Since these will never be houses, make ‘em statements.

  9. Alex Says:

    PA-S,

    I’m glad things worked out for you and your child but sounds like you bought way back when. Imagine if you had bought recently. You’d definitely be slaving away.

  10. Real Estater Says:

    >>I’m glad things worked out for you and your child but sounds like you bought way back when. Imagine if you had bought recently. You’d definitely be slaving away.

    That’s gotta be the dumb comment of the day. You always buy “recently” first, and then it becomes “way back when”.

  11. Real Estater Says:

    >>We all love America.

    And we love California, with its Prop 13.

  12. Real Estater Says:

    PA-S,

    Maybe you could’ve done way better in China.

  13. anon Says:

    You love prop 13 and you bought in 2003? hahaha

  14. anon Says:

    “>>I’m glad things worked out for you and your child but sounds like you bought way back when. Imagine if you had bought recently. You’d definitely be slaving away.

    That’s gotta be the dumb comment of the day. You always buy “recently” first, and then it becomes “way back when”.”

    Your rebuttal is the dumb comment of the day. FYI: There has recently been a huge property bubble in California. The average home in California wasn’t always 5x median income.

  15. Alex Says:

    That’s gotta be the dumb comment of the day. You always buy “recently” first, and then it becomes “way back when”.

    Faux Estater, buy recently and you’d be fcked buyer.

    She bought before her kid got the 3 degrees. That’s ages ago, perhaps when prices were still more reasonable.

  16. Real Estater Says:

    Alex,

    That’s the point. Prices always seem reasonable ages ago. That’s the direct consequence of prices doubling on the average every 10 years.

  17. Real Estater Says:

    anon,

    Once again, I refer you to the facts. Majority of the homes in the Bay Area are not under water. It’s only the sh** places that had a bubble.

  18. Pralay Says:

    Prices always seem reasonable ages ago.
    —–

    It would be impossible to make an used car salesman understand the meaning of “reasonable” when his commission depends on not understanding it. Faux Estater is no different from an used car salesman.

  19. Pralay Says:

    Once again, I refer you to the facts.
    —-

    Fact + Faux Estater = oxymoron

  20. anon Says:

    “Once again, I refer you to the facts. Majority of the homes in the Bay Area are not under water. It’s only the sh** places that had a bubble.”

    Excreteaire, once again, I refer you to the facts. The “RBA” as you like to call it comprises a minority within the bay area. Moreover, there are short sales and decreased property valuations in all of the bay area. RBA included. This was a credit bubble. Credit is generally used to buy most all homes in the bay area.

  21. Real Estater Says:

    anon,

    I already covered this topic:

    http://www.burbed.com/2010/03/07/repair-california-is-this-good-is-this-bad/#comment-56165

  22. Real Estater Says:

    I gotta frame this quote:

    Credit is generally used to buy most all homes in the bay area.

    Ha ha ha….

  23. Pralay Says:

    I already covered this topic:
    —–

    Poor Faux Estater! Can’t figure out the difference between “mortgage underwater” and “mortgage more than 25% underwater”. And he still claims that he is a hitech guy. That SF Chronicle provides the statistics for more than 25% underwater. If a homeowner is 20% underwater, it does not show up in SF pie charts. Then how do you prove that “majority of the mortgages are not under water” by those pie charts?

    That’s why I say: Fact + Faux Estater = oxymoron.

  24. anon Says:

    Lol RE you’re dumb as a rock. look at what you wrote:

    “Let’s put things in perspective. Majority of the mortgages are not under water. Virtually all mortgages under water are in crap places, such as Alameda County and Solano County.

    In the counties that matter, namely San Francisco, San Mateo and Santa Clara Counties, it doesn’t affect that many people, especially people living in the good areas. The bad part of the apple are from places like East Palo Alto and Alum Rock. For people in RBA, it’s like the mortgage crisis never happened.”

    Again: most all homes in the bay area have mortgages. A mortgage is a loan which is a form of credit. I know I’m trying to explain 12th grade concepts to someone who can barely grasp 3rd grade math, but come on. You could try a little.

  25. Pralay Says:

    Faux Estater, buy recently and you’d be fcked buyer.
    ——

    Next week it will be two year anniversary for his “looking to acquire another RBA fantasy property by year end”. Wow! His is planning to buy two fantasy properties now. Next year he will plan to buy five fantasy properties.

  26. Herve Estater Says:

    Chuck Norris is 70 today. Don’t miss Top Dog on Hulu.

  27. Real Estater Says:

    >>That SF Chronicle provides the statistics for more than 25% underwater. If a homeowner is 20% underwater, it does not show up in SF pie charts.

    LOL. Pralay doesn’t know how to read a pie chart. The blue part is mortgage under water. Only the shaded part is 25+% under water.

    I guess what makes this place entertaining is the number of dumb-ass people I don’t get to meet in real life.

  28. Real Estater Says:

    >>Again: most all homes in the bay area have mortgages.

    ROTF now. Did you know that most all homes have windows?

    What exactly is your point? Is this something unique to Bay Area? If anything, having a mortgage is a benefit. As a result of the crisis, I’ve been able to refinance to a lower rate. I never imagined my financial obligations toward my home would decrease.

  29. Pralay Says:

    I guess what makes this place entertaining is the number of dumb-ass people I don’t get to meet in real life.
    ——-

    Damn! Do you really meet people in “real life”? I guess your “real life” is just like your name “Real Estater”? There is nothing real about it. :)

  30. Pralay Says:

    If anything, having a mortgage is a benefit.
    ——

    LOL! We understand that paying interest could be beneficial. At least you get to meet a pretty mortgage agent.

  31. DreamT Says:

    “I guess what makes this place entertaining is the number of dumb-ass people I don’t get to meet in real life.”

    I thought what made it entertaining was finding and pushing buttons.

  32. Herve Estater Says:

    Great news! Foreclosure rates up by smallest amount in 4 years.

  33. anon Says:

    Herve, that’s great news! Thanks for the link!

    It is good to know that the government’s efforts incentivise bagholderism is working!

  34. Herve Estater Says:

    > Herve, that’s great news! Thanks for the link!

    You know I’m only here to help.

    Now DreamT will tell us about the first and second derivatives.

  35. Pralay Says:

    You know I’m only here to help.
    —–

    No you aren’t. Only Chuck Norris is here to help.

  36. DreamT Says:

    #34 – I don’t snitch!

  37. Herve Estater Says:

    Pralay, you hurt my feelings :-)

  38. Pralay Says:

    Pralay, you hurt my feelings
    —–

    Chuck Norris is here to help the unfortunate one “who need the most help“.

  39. Real Estater Says:

    All,

    Again I point to the facts. The fact is that only a small percentage of people ever lose money with real estate, and an even smaller percentage ever lose money long term.

  40. mike Says:

    why are we even talking about losing money?

    it’s so lame after all this discussion, you people still don’t understand.

    the real bay area is guaranteed a god-given 10% returned year after year.

  41. nomadic Says:

    Define “small percentage.”

  42. Pralay Says:

    Define “small percentage.”
    —–

    It’s “small percentage” because Faux Estater says so. If you really interested to know the Realtardized definition of “small percentage”, you just have to look at Faux Estater’s track record.
    Like his definiton of “normal” market or “healthy market” or “selling briskly”.

  43. bob Says:

    RE,
    The fact that in 2006 close to 70% of all “buyers” in the Bay area were using some form of exotic loan product to get into a home tells you that homes were universally overpriced and that indeed- most who bought- yourself included- are now underwater. Sorry.

  44. anon Says:

    Think how broke people must be if a $3,500 credit towards a down payment is significant.

    It’s almost comical – yeah, our people need $3,500 bucks because they can’t don’t even that that much cash.

    If you need that much money to buy a home around here, you are almost certainly signing yourself up for a life of debt slavery.

  45. DreamT Says:

    anon, but…

    sometimes you must go through slavery to appreciate freedom

    financial freedom may require the shackles of a job or a mortgage to get there

    a person with $1M assets tomorrow may have $0 cash-flow today

  46. anon Says:

    Why should the government subsidize those people to buy houses? Other than those who are housepoor, who has a million dollars in assets and can’t come up with $3,500 bucks?

  47. nomadic Says:

    It’s not for those people, anon. $3500 will buy a whole house in Detroit, or pay the closing costs on a median house in middle America. In the RBA, it’s just “icing.” lol

  48. SV Shopper Says:

    My friend who works at Google moved into Mountain View last year, and is very happy with the purchase. He bikes to work some days.

  49. anon Says:

    “It’s not for those people, anon. $3500 will buy a whole house in Detroit, or pay the closing costs on a median house in middle America. In the RBA, it’s just “icing.” lol”

    I agree – I don’t know why DreamT mentioned them.

  50. Herve Estater Says:

    > My friend who works at Google moved into Mountain View last year, and is very happy with the purchase. He bikes to work some days.

    Amazing story! :-)

  51. anon Says:

    Indeed. Almost a fairy tale…

  52. R Says:

    Yes, truly heart warming.

  53. mike Says:

    Tears rolled down my cheek! Such a joyous story!

  54. nomadic Says:

    I could only be more excited if he had moved to Shallow Alto instead.

  55. DreamT Says:

    so, nomadic, I gather you could care less!

  56. McFly Says:

    How inspiring. I hope they wear a helmet.

  57. Pralay Says:

    My friend who works at Google moved into Mountain View last year, and is very happy with the purchase. He bikes to work some days.
    —-

    That’s the most positive news I heard from SV Shopper after series of low inventory news and news of losing bids.

    There is no much happiness in Mountain View that I heard even birds sing Haydn and Vivaldi in Cuesta Park.

  58. Pralay Says:

    Correction in #57: There is no so much happiness….

  59. nomadic Says:

    #55 – only a little less

  60. Alex Says:

    My friend who works at Google moved into Mountain View last year, and is very happy with the purchase. He bikes to work some days.

    After overpaying and becoming a slave to his house, your friend couldn’t afford any gas? LOL

  61. Herve Estater Says:

    Alex on burbed on a Saturday night… No redhead action yet I suppose?

  62. Alex Says:

    Nope. No redhead action.

    Heck, went out with Asian chick yesterday. Only to have her go off the deep end when I mentioned problems in the Catholic community. Craaazzeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    At least she paid for the meal. LOL

  63. Herve Estater Says:

    St Patrick’s Day is coming… Redhead galore!

  64. nomadic Says:

    Living vicariously, Herve?

  65. Herve Estater Says:

    I admit Alex’s tangerine adventures (or lack thereof) are more interesting than burbed’s Saturday book reviews or Sunday articles…

  66. anon Says:

    but…there haven’t been any adventures.

    Are you trying to say that you couldn’t care less about burbed’s book reviews?

  67. DreamT Says:

    nomadic – Herve is probably a redhead, is all.

  68. Alex Says:

    I’m glad you guys find my lack of adventures entertaining.

    Any intelligent, slutty redhead cutie around? And I only bat for women :p

  69. DreamT Says:

    Alex, before we quer our redhead rolodexes, can you clarify that you’re indeed a woman yourself, this being the bay area and all?

  70. Faux Estater Says:

    SV Shopper Says,
    >> My friend who works at Google moved into Mountain View last year, and is very happy with the purchase. He bikes to work some days.

    It proves again that I am right all along. Exactly one year back I made a call and said it was great time to buy a home. All the usual suspects, especially one rentard with name starts with letter P, made fun of it. If they listened to me and followed my advice, they would have been just happy as SV Shopper’s friend. If they bought home in Mountain View, they would have hired by Google already. It’s no secret that Google prefers hiring local people who love biking.

    Just remember, I am here to help people who need the most help.

  71. Pralay Says:

    Any intelligent, slutty redhead cutie around?
    ——–

    I am sure there are plenty in a real estate blog. They love real estate (and pay for the meal too).

  72. Alex Says:

    DreamT,

    find me a nice redhead and I’ll show her I’m a man :p LOL

    Pralay, I usually pay for the meal. I think I can afford that most day.

  73. anon Says:

    Alex, it’s not your lack of adventures – it’s your lack of redhead involved ventures.

  74. nomadic Says:

    Alex, before we quer our redhead rolodexes, can you clarify that you’re indeed a woman yourself, this being the bay area and all?

    Aren’t you confusing the Bay Area with Portland now?


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