Thanks to Burbed reader DreamT for this guest post!
PRIME 20 ACRES IN URBAN SERVICE AREA NEXT TO AFFLUENT UPSCALE HOMES*PRESENTLY COMPRISED OF 3 ADJOINING PARCELS*PRELIMINARY ENGINEERING PLANS AVAILABLE*CITY SERVICES AT PROPERTY*SUBDIVIDE OR DEVELOPE FOR GRAND PRIVATE VIEW ESTATE*10,000 SQ FT MAIN HOME W/SEPARATE GUEST RESIDENCE PERMISSABLE*OTHER USES INCLUDE: RESIDENTIAL CARE HOME*RELIGIOUS RETREAT*RECREATIONAL*WINE TASTING/GROWING*HORSE STABLES
Cupertino school don’t impress anybody these days – how about you buy your own canyon instead? After all, which of your friends can claim they live at address 0 of famed zip 95014 (to be fair, the real address is 11041)? Which of them managed to squeeze horse stables (seating 40), a personal religious retreat and a residential care facility, all on their own property?
True, these and the 10,000 SQ FT MAIN HOME W/SEPARATE RESIDENCE may only be fantasy drawings (also known as Engineering Plans), but what matters in the Silicon Valley anyway is unleashing Potential, enabling Creativity, and planting palm trees in Woodside – not maintaining some historical monstrosity that nobody will let you tear down!
Buy this canyon, but most of all don’t forget to build a garage in there – where you will start the next Hot Startup, Fresh Out of Cupertino (‘s Depths)!