Today’s house is another in our continuing series of seven-digit properties, but the location is a bit of a surprise. Let’s just say it’s not exactly Real Bay Area. Thanks to burbed reader sonarrat for this find!
41752 Vargas Rd, Fremont, CA 94539
Sq. Ft.: 5,237
$/Sq. Ft.: $549
Lot Size: 5 Acres
VIEW: Greenbelt, Hills, Mountains, Panoramic, Valley
Year Built: 1996
Status: Active This listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 70 days
Stand out Panoramic view, warm and inviting house for any family, huge and usable completely fenced lot with retreat house, gazebo and plenty parking. 2 parcels in one. Automatic gates. 1.2 miles to Mission High. Potential for livestock or horses. http://yefimraysbergrealtor. shutterfly. com
Finally! An expensive house that knows how to say “I got money and power!” That’s right! MAWBUL CAWLUMS! Elegant, stoidy, and boisting with class! Put them in your living room! Your kitchen! Your bathroom! Your bedroom! Your driveway! What you wanna bet the car pullin’ up to dat driveway is a Rolls-Royce?
Hey, lookit dis one! It’s in da hallway! How crazy is dat? Who lives here, da Pope? Dis place looks like a PALACE!
Imagine going up to your house and seein’ dese and goin’, "Oh, my God! I live here!"
And notice what’s in the dining room? A Chandelier! Delicate, sparkling, and boisting with CLASS! Nothing says "I’m loaded!" like a CHANDELIER!
Look! Are you kiddin’ me? If you had one of dese in your house, you could look like a millionaire! Like da King of England! Like da King of France, or somethin’. We got one in every room in da house, and yes, dat does include da GARAGE!
If da King of France, or somethin’, lived in Fremont.
Imagine how crazy it would be to say I LIVE HERE! It seems the agent had a little trouble visualizing it:
The panoramic view and the retreat house look a little bit blurry. Maybe that’s from drinking all that wine under the chandelier, but look at DIS ONE! Dere is no excuse for DIS ONE on da right being blurry!
Notice something in dis room? Dat’s right! CAWLUM!
For 2.75 really really big ones, dey could make sure we can see da MAWBUL CAWLUM in da picture! Ya think?
‘Cause nothin’ sez “I got money and power” like a photo of a MAWBUL CAWLUM. You can stick dese dings EVERYWHERE! Can you believe it? It’s ridiculous!