burbed readers have been asking for particular kinds of listings. There were a number of requests for poor quality homes in bad neighborhoods with bank documentation piled to the third floor. Then a new reader notes that nobody wants to see boring everyday homes, people want to see expensive, overdone places they could never afford.
How can we please everyone? Good thing burbed reader sonarrat sent this listing over!
986 Seena Ave, Los Altos, CA 94024
On a charming Cul-de-sac, superb neighborhood near wonderful Rancho Center that includes botiques shops, resturants, & gourmet grocery. Top rated Los Altos Schools. Spacious Family kitchen granite Countertops, Sub zero Refer, Thermador Appliances Wine Cooler. Garage conversion done with out permits(4th room) prior owner. Tenantive sketches of outrageous new floor plan O/H Sunday 1:00-4:00
This is great burbed listing copy. It isn’t in all caps, but it mangles the English language. Plus, it blames the previous owner for turning the garage into extra living space. Cool! This place will feel just like Redwood City near 101! But wait, there’s more! There’s an outrageous new floor plan overhead. Maybe it’s near the botiques shops, resturants & gourmet grocery.
Too bad we missed the open house yesterday, but it was only tenantive. That means they were just showing the the converted garage. You know. The rental unit.