Last Thursday we presented this photo of a Bank of America branch in Palo Alto, and asked you to write a better caption. Thank you to everyone who participated. The entries which received at least one vote are:
Welcome to Palo Alto, Mr. Obama! (vote by #10*)
Early Wednesday morning workers at a local Bank Of America were surprised to find a lone bicycle wheel parked in one of their bike racks. After a careful cross examination the wheel told Police that it suffered serious depression from living in the East Bay and one night simply couldn’t take it anymore and thus freed itself from it’s owner’s bike and rolled itself all the way to Palo Alto where it had always wanted to live. His snobby friends had told him Palo Alto was where all the “Cool, rich, and successful bicycles and wheels lived” The wheel told officials he’d only stopped to rest at the bank but fell asleep.(#22, 82*)
Dude, where’s my bike?
(or the adult version – bitches, where’s my bike?) (#91)
“The primary assets of Bank of America bank are seen in Palo Alto, Calif., Monday, Oct. 18, 2010. Bank officials stressed that they had secured the complete bicycle with “a really good lock” over the weekend, and that despite losing everything but the front wheel of the second bicycle in a theft on Friday afternoon, they were “confident” it would fetch a solid price at auction.(AP Photo/Paul Sakuma) (#16, 22*, 57, 79, 82*)
* asterisks mean a commenter voted for more than one entry.
Congratulations, ymous, for a creative and popular caption! You may nominate which zip code or actual property listing should be featured by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or posting in comments. Also a golf clap to our second-place finisher bob, who knows that the second-best offer gets nothing, but the second best caption gets a zip or listing suggestion anyway.