Today’s listing was sent in by burbed reader nomadic. Thanks very much!
14050 Shannon Rd, Los Gatos, CA 95032
Sq. Ft.: 6,138
$/Sq. Ft.: $1,384
Lot Size: 31.53 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
View: Green Belt, Mountains, Canyon, Valley, City Lights
Year Built: 1998
Community: Los Gatos/Monte Sereno
County: Santa Clara
On Redfin: 941 days
Sellers found their next property-Bring your offers. .This stunning residence captures the timeless refinement set on approximately 31.5 acres of gently rolling, pristine landscape. Annexation is complete in the town of Los Gatos Check with the Town on lot min 2.5 acres. 6 bdrms, 7 baths & 2 1/2 baths. This makes this home a great land bank Opportunity.
On the market for 932 days. is that a record? It’s been listed on and off for NINE years without a sale. The price has been cut $2.3M since 2008 – that’s more instant equity than 1.5 median houses in this zip code. The
realtor is keeping his optimism in the first line of the listing, “Sellers found their next property-Bring your offers.”
Wow, 932 days. That’s like 932 years in Silicon Valley time measurement. Let’s take a look. If burbed readers can figure out why yesterday’s house wasn’t selling, I’m sure they can do it again!
And it’s Style: French. How do you say, “You have got to be fracken kidding me” in French? Or “Don’t you think they over-Photoshopped the green in that exterior shot?”
I don’t know if I’d call this style French. These overdone rooms with saturated colors that belong on evening gowns rather than wall decor remind me of somewhere… Ah yes! Another house that isn’t selling!
Mais non, nomadic, your submission is not a burbed record, because that house has been on Redfin for (zut alors!) 1284 days.
Maybe there is something about houses with curved stairways landing on white tile with black inset, or fussy little rooms in a color that will drive you mad inside of a week. Do these properties have that certain je ne sais quoi? Problem is, all the buyers are certain to have that je n’ai rien.
The Annexation is complete in the town of Los Gatos! Toute résistance est futile.