Another day, another DEAL as Black Friday sales continue until Christmas Eve! So there were some complaints about yesterdays “Cheapest House in Portola Valley” not actually being in Portola Valley. Well, we won’t make that mistake again with today’s DEAL. This house is guaranteed not to be in Portola Valley! Mostly.
6 Bret Harte Dr, Woodside, CA 94062
Sq. Ft.: 1,540
$/Sq. Ft.: $321
Lot Size: 0.32 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1966
Community: Skyline Area
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 229 days
* * * Unbelievable value for SO much! * * * Mature Redwoods line the private road leading you home! Fantastic lot & house! Large LR DR combo w/ fireplace. Kitchen w/ breakfast bar. Lovely deck offering beautiful views of lush forest. Private Master Bedrm Suite w/ roof top deck! New Roof! Walk to the 4 Corners/Alice’s Restaurant. A MUST SEE HOME!!!
Walk to Alice’s Restaurant? Do they even let you in if you don’t drive up on a Harley or in a Tesla? Use the money you save buying this house to pick up one of each! Plus all this LR DR combo open space means plenty of room for your hobbies, be it square dancing or laser tag.
No funny business with the community going on here like yesterday’s house, either — other than a Woodside address in the Portola Valley school district conveniently located in what appears to be Sky Londa. Don’t you just love those fun-loving folks at the post office? What will they think of next?
Between them and the cut-ups at the bank making up these wishing prices, they could write a few decent sitcoms. Hmm, foreclosed cabin in the woods, motorcyclists popping into the nearby restaurant at all hours, wacky neighbors running meth labs, the occasional venture capitalist? This could work.
Now what were those clowns up to with the Fall 2010 pricing? Were they trying to bring the RBA bubble back with just this one house? If so, bid high on this place, because
Woodside Portola Valley Sky Londa La Honda The Real Bay Area is back, baby!