The banks say clear out the inventory, so that means slashed prices for you, the homebuyer! Thanks to burbed reader sonarrat for today’s featured property.
Sq. Ft.: 836
$/Sq. Ft.: $417
Lot Size: 2,996 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Year Built: 1952
County: San Francisco
On Redfin: 226 days
Great investment opportunity in the most active part of the bay area!
Wonder what the agent meant about “most active part of the bay area”? Does that mean the most traffic? Let’s check out the neighborhood, since the agent didn’t bother to tell us which one the house is in.
Near Candlestick Park and Hunters Point? So that means either most active wind or most active criminals. I’d suspect the latter, because of the sole house photo. As sonarrat notes, “Realtor earns his 3% using Google Maps.” It took me a minute to figure that out, but a larger view of the photo makes it clear.
Um… you mean the garage doesn’t have an orange Google pointer sticking to its door? Or is it actually on the car? Why not stop by and see, then you’ll be braver than this agent!