January 17, 2011

Completely remodeled, very affordable house!

$219,000

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Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 760
$/Sq. Ft.: $288
Lot Size: 3,225 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Ranch
Stories: 1
View: Neighborhood
Year Built: 1962
Community: East of U.S. 101
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 81055538
Source: MLSListings
Status: Active
On Redfin: 47 days
COMPLETELY REMODELED WITHIN THE LAST 8 MONTHS. BEAUTIFUL NEW KITCHEN CABINETS W/ GRANITE COUNTER TOP AND BACKSPLASH. HW FLOORS IN LIVING ROOM AND HALLWAY. NEW CARPET IN 2 BEDROOMS. REMODELED BATHROOM. ALL DOUBLE PANE WINDOWS. NEW GARAGE DOOR WITH REMOTE CONTROL. ALL WORK DONE WITH PERMITS. EXCELLENT CONDITION. LIGHT AND BRIGHT. WAITING FOR YOUR CLIENTS. PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPING.

With prices like this, can anyone still say that houses in the Bay Area are unaffordable? Look at this beauty! It’s completely remodeled! And, with permits – something that’s pretty rare in the Valley apparently!

And just for $288 per square foot! In a safe neighborhood! (There haven’t been any shootings this year so far!)

Most importantly, look at all the instant equity waiting for you:

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Cha-ching! Buy it today and watch as it soars back up to $420k! That’d be like doubling your money instantly!

A great price, for a great Bay Area sized house, in a great (so far this year) neighborhood, with… uh… schools. WHAT A DEAL!

Comments (13) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:06 am

13 Responses to “Completely remodeled, very affordable house!”

  1. nomadic Says:

    This looks like a nice quality remodel for a starter home. They shouldn’t have been too cheap to put in the dishwasher though; they don’t cost that much.

    Still, there’s no helping the location.

  2. sonarrat Says:

    Did they seriously do the “airbrushed look” Photoshop job on a house in EPA? I guess he did pay $55K cash for the place, he had a few extra dollars to spend on marketing.

  3. SEA Says:

    It looks like the flip is back! Buy for $55k, install a little granite, no dishwasher necessary, and voilà, instant equity, even if today’s asking price is about half of what the place sold for back in 2004.

  4. madhaus Says:

    Yes but that means it will be worth $840k in 2014. Heck, it should be worth $600k by this June.

    #2, I love how the house is “airbrushed” but they left the cracks in the driveway.

  5. nomadic Says:

    It looks almost like they “airbrushed” some moss in the cracks – hey, it’s flagstone if you use your imagination! ;-)

  6. The Gilroy Alex Says:

    What a cute little wannabee Snout House!

  7. Arnold Says:

    Are you sure that is not a single wide impersonating a double wide?? Look at the street view from google

  8. madhaus Says:

    Also, somebody punched the green up too much in the yard pictures. That hurt.

  9. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    With that much airbrushing, I’m surprised they didn’t strap on a pair of stripper tits on the front.

  10. Tuno Says:

    That’s a much better posting than we usually see for houses that are listed for ten times as much. Maybe this realtard is actually a realtor.

    where are Pralay and DreamT?????? Has the muffling of RE, deprived Pralay of a purpose in life???? will he be reduced to pointing out the inconsistencies and absurdities of politicians or journalists??

  11. DreamT Says:

    I’m so busy rating comments, I have no time left to write an original one ;)
    Srsly the weather’s been too kind to be online. Also it’s Frangipane season. So why revel in the negative? :) for now anyway.

  12. nomadic Says:

    I think this is the annual missing-Pralay season when he goes to visit family and let a certain regular rebuild his self-image.

  13. SanMatean Says:

    It’s taken me a while to realize this, but I totally heart you burbed. Totally. I’ve missed your posts, it’s nice to see them every one in a while!


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