January 26, 2011

DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTED YOU ARE !! THIS MEANS YOU !!

Beds: 2
Baths: 1
Sq. Ft.: 1,088
$/Sq. Ft.: $345
Lot Size: 10,080 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Ranch
Stories: 1
View: Neighborhood
Year Built: 1951
Community: Alum Rock
County: Santa Clara
MLS#: 80945706
Source: MLSListings
Status: ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 473 days
DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTED YOU ARE !! THIS MEANS YOU !! Not a short sale. Fixer upper on large lot w. frontage to White Rd. Future commercial potential. Circular driveway, lot size is 70ft. by 145 ft. Recently annexed into City of SJ. Great New Potential !!

Wow… I can just picture it now. Tour bus load after tour bus load of tourists from China and India, stopping by, disturbing the tenants, all desperate to buy this house.

Wait a minute… haven’t we seen this before?

March 4, 2010

Affordable housing, or commercial real estate in East San Jose

1051 S WHITE Rd Sa
n Jose, CA 95127

$375,000

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But hey, now it’s been annexed into the City of San Jose! (What was it previously?)

But whatever you do…. don’t disturb the tenants you desperate uncouth buyer you!

Comments (16) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:09 am

16 Responses to “DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTED YOU ARE !! THIS MEANS YOU !!”

  1. nomadic Says:

    That’s one delusional tenacious seller.

  2. Marty Says:

    On Redfin 473 days. What’s it going to take before the seller is begging someone to disturb the hell out of those tenants?

  3. madhaus Says:

    473 days, definitely not selling shortly. Free tip for seller: remove a digit from the price. Might make a difference.

  4. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    That wishing price is the equivalent of your dog taking a dump in the middle of the carpet during your cocktail party.

  5. Real Alex Says:

    C’mon, circular driveway is unique and worth a million!

  6. CB Says:

    DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTED YOU ARE !! THIS MEANS YOU !!

    Just another brick to stack on the argument that Realtors are the dumbest sacks to roam the planet.

  7. nomadic Says:

    Those tenants must be rabid for the realtard to get so worked up. Or maybe the tenant threatened the ‘tard and it’s not actually meant to “protect” the prospective buyer.

  8. anon Says:

    In the past 490 days, imagine how many bottom feeders like WG and RE have stopped by and asked to see the inside….

  9. anon Says:

    Oh, and what a prime house for a family with an income of $125k.

  10. madhaus Says:

    So it’s not a short sale, you know why? Because it was already foreclosed in 1994. Ahahahahaha! Last sale at $115K in Sept ’94. That sounds a little on the high side for current market.

    No sign of any loans on the place in PropertyShark. Maybe the owner enjoys the thrill of opening a rent check every month.

  11. SEA Says:

    “Those tenants must be rabid…”

    Probably just wanting to avoid the type of people looking at low-priced homes–you know, $375,000.00 is only 75% of not a lot of money. Rather than busloads of tourists from China and India, do you think the tenant wants rival gangbangers and thugs knocking once and firing twice? Even the best [=worst] gangbangers and thugs know to avoid some battles.

  12. madhaus Says:

    Cool! Go over to the Redfin page and look at Streetview. There’s a dude sitting in his chair in the “circular driveway” supervising traffic operations. No wonder they said “do not disturb tenants.” I bet he has a 12 gauge under that chair.

  13. The Gilroy Alex Says:

    #11 nope they’re just TIRED. They’re out maintaining your yard, washing dishes at the restaurant where you eat lunch, washing your car at the car wash, stocking the shelves at Safeway, etc. Then all 8 of ‘em gotta fit into that little house. That’s how the house looks in the daytime, after work hours except for the stockers and dishwashers) that driveway is packed with hoopties.

    Which makes me think of a great username, maybe I should become “packed with hoopties”.

  14. SEA Says:

    Any guesses at how fat the rent checks are?

    On the one hand it’s listed as a cheap fixer, so my guess is that the rent is rather low. On the other hand, it’s cheaper to own, so the rent must be rather high.

  15. The Gilroy Alex Says:

    Owning by my calculation (which is not a popular method, being realistic) would be $3750 a month. That means you need 7-8 people in there at $500 each.

  16. Alex Says:

    The seller doesn’t want to be disturbed by busloads of people offering $199,999.


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