Beds: 9 Baths: 6.5 Sq. Ft.: 4,627 $/Sq. Ft.: $711 Lot Size: 8,070 Sq. Ft. Property Type: Detached Single Family Style: Contemporary, French, Mediterranean Stories: 3 View: Mountains, Neighborhood Year Built: 2006 Community: Midtown County: Santa Clara MLS#: 81105993 Source: MLSListings Status: ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers. On Redfin: 12 daysVERY NEW/ BEAUTIFUL 9 BD/6.5 BA; GREAT 4 TODAY’s LIFE/ENTERTAINMENT; PRIME LOCATION/QUIET 2Side CueDeSac ST; LOTS NEW HOUSE AROUND; FUNCTIONAL/FLEXIBLE FLR PLAN/RMs; 2 PRKG W 400 SF; GOMT KITCHEN; MASTERBR W SIT RM; TOPLINE MTL/APPLICANCES; THEATRE/DANCNG FLR; SAUNA; BAR; GYM, GAME RM; WINE C; LOTS FEATURES; HG CEILING; 2 GREAT ROOM/2 LAUNDRY; GRAND/BRIGHT/DETAILS; BIG FRONT/BACK YARD W PATIO/TRILLIS
Thanks to Burbed reader M for this find!
Here’s what M had to say:
I know we aren’t supposed to discuss the city which cannot be named, but this house is just so perfect.
Love the agent’s grammar. He will make just $100,000 on this sale, so he clearly can’t afford keyboard that doesn’t produce all caps. Oops, there are a couple of words in there that aren’t, like "QUIET 2Side CueDeSac". What exactly is a CueDeSac? I’m guessing either a place to store your custom-made pool sticks, or a bag that hold
s your signals to go on stage. No matter, this house has LOTS FEATURES and is GREAT 4 TODAY’s LIFE/ENTERTAINMENT. Hey, there is also a "TRILLIS", which must mean something that supports the piano flourishes your little snowflakes can play. With nine bedrooms, everyone in a family of nine can have their own bedroom with one left over for the in-laws.
I’m sure many people want to cook in a GOMT KITCHEN, no matter if it actually contains TOPLINE MTL or APPLIANCES.
Never had a sale since it was new in 2006. I guess it isn’t one of the LOTS NEW HOUSE AROUND. At this rate, it’s going to be Old Palo Alto without ever being lived in. Buy it now or be priced out forever!
Dude this house is totally aimed at all the Facebookers and Twitterers who are about to become rich! Know your customer! Speak their language! Shrt is betr. Drp lttrs to sv spce. TL;DR.