What, it’s Wednesday already, and no submissions from Burbed reader sonarrat yet? Better fix that oversight right now now.
4094 GIBRALTAR Dr, Fremont, CA 94536
SQ. FT.: 884
$/SQ. FT.: $270
LOT SIZE: 1,312 Sq. Ft.
STYLE: Cape Cod
YEAR BUILT: 1970
ON REDFIN: 131 days
Open Home Sat & Sun 1:30 – 4:30 Beautiful specious home with crown moldings and oak laminated floors throughout. Plenty of double pane windows. Gourmet kitchen with beautiful cherry wood cabinetry, granite tile countertops and stainless steel appliances. Inside full size washer and dryer.
Here’s what sonarrat had to say about this, um, place:
If ever there was a perfect Freudian slip, it would be this listing.
Yes, even over in Fremont, better known as Six Cities in Search of an Offer, lower-end housing has succumbed to the obligatory stainless and granite. This place features all the charm of a Motel 6 coupled with the convenience of monthly homeowner’s association fees ($211). But hey, you get Common Hot Water for those HOA dues! Plus pink roses poorly Photoshopped right outside your lot line!
So let’s check out the neighbors!
Diversity rocks! If you want an integrated neighborhood, you got it! Integrated with apartments, townhouses, single-family houses, a park and what appear to be a bunch of scattered cargo containers. Maybe they were dropped here by some hurried vessel captain who couldn’t find Alviso?
Better grab this one fast, as it’s been temporarily de-listed, no doubt by canny sellers who know it will lead to multiple offers over asking! Hurry!