$499,000

 

1667 S NORFOLK St San Mateo, CA 94403

 

Beds:	3
Baths:	1
Sq. Ft.:	1,030
$/Sq. Ft.:	$484
Lot Size:	5,200 Sq. Ft.
Property Type:	Detached Single Family
Style:	Contemporary
Stories:	1
View:	Neighborhood
Year Built:	1954
Community:	Parkside
County:	San Mateo
MLS#:	81017612
Source:	MLSListings
Status:	ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin:	293 days

Lovely home in excellent conditions!!! It has lots of upgrades, Updated kitchen with granite counters, elegant hardwood floors, Renovated Bathroom with marble walls, Lovely backyard with plenty fruit trees, Fresh paint in and out. Double paned windows. . It is in move in conditions. .

Lots of upgrades indeed! Although one upgrade you may want to do is to enlarge the garage since it looks like that SUV will cause it to burst.

Let’s take a look at those upgrades. Like the kitchen!

I really like the hose back there! It really adds a gritty SoMA feel to this house!

I’m surprised though they didn’t call out the free teddy bear:

Now that’s a real value add!

This one will be selling shortly, so don’t wait a minute!

871 S Wolfe Rd, Sunnyvale, CA 94086
$625,000

BEDS: 4
BATHS: 2.5
SQ. FT.: 2,204
$/SQ. FT.: $284
LOT SIZE: 6,200 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Contemporary
STORIES: 2
VIEW: Green Belt, Neighborhood
YEAR BUILT: 1966
COMMUNITY: Sunnyvale
COUNTY: Santa Clara
MLS#: 80850222
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Active
ON REDFIN: 791 days

SUNNYVALE CUPERTINO AREA , ,, COPLETE REMODELED, ,, IRON FENCE, ,PILLARS, ,STONE FRONT WALL, ,PROFISSIONAL LAND SCAPING, ,, ,, ,, ,, BUILT IN BBQ, ,, TILE FLOOR IN GARAGE, ,, A MUST SEE ASIS SALE, IN GROUND POOL STONE DECORATION AROUND 2 STORY W. / BALCONY, ,, ,A THANK YOU FOR SHOWING, ,, ,ATT; PRICE REDUCTION. .. .. .. .. SHORT SALE. .PRICE REDUCED SEP. 7TH 2010 , PRICE REDUCED. .. .

SUNNYVALE CUPERTINO AREA, ,, yes indeed, it’s in Sunnyvale all right, with Santa Clara schools!  And half the distance to Santa Clara as Cupertino.  But that’s okay, they can say CUPERTINO AREA because it got your attention, didn’t it?  If they said SANTA CLARA AREA you’d be demanding those awesome SANTA CLARA UTILITIES, and they didn’t want to get your hopes up.

We usually don’t get to see real estate photography this inspired.  Iron fence win!  Anyone know what the mystery item is in the back right corner?  It looks a little like a pushcart that lost a shoving match with a beach cafe.

The listing copy also says ATT; PRICE REDUCTION. .. .. .. .. which means AT&T stock went down, and so did either HH or IIII depending on which Morse operator took the telegram.  Then it says PRICE REDUCED SEP. 7TH 2010 , PRICE REDUCED. .. . (secret messages in here for terrorists?)  Has the price really been reduced that much that it needed three different mentions?

Um… whoa! This isn’t just chasing the market down, this is chasing the market up a tree too, just to see if it’s paying attention!  Did somebody really think a couple of tax credits was going to net them an extra $200,000 for this house?

Meanwhile we’ve got lots of pool ‘n patio shots, but not one inside.  What do you think the sellers did to the place that it’s listed for almost $200K less than it sold for in 2005?  And don’t worry about the listing amount, anyway, the FBs owe $805K on the place (putting 10% down when they bought it seemed so unfair, so they borrowed almost all their down payment back).  Just start overbidding now if you expect the bank to return your calls.

A THANK YOU FOR SHOWING.