Here’s another great find from Burbed reader Tracy! I hope Tracy doesn’t find a house to buy anytime soon, or say goodbye to these terrific listings and I’ll have to look at places like these myself. Don’t know if I’d dare face the wilds of Milpitas, though, so thanks very much, Tracy!
436 COELHO St, Milpitas, CA 95035
SQ. FT.: 1,962
$/SQ. FT.: $344
LOT SIZE: 7,975 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
VIEW: Mountains, Neighborhood
YEAR BUILT: 1964
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 18 days
GORGEOUS COMPLETELY RE-MODELED DREAM HOME!! NEUTRAL COLORS THRU-OUT. MASTER BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS MAGAZINE WITH JACUZZI TUB, FIREPLACE AND VIEW OF THE HILLSIDE. ENORMOUS ALMOST 8,000 SQ. FT. LOT. GET HERE FAST!! WON’T LAST!!
Here’s what Tracy had to say about this place:
I don’t know what magazines they are reading! Absolutely hideous complete with Kawlums ! Strange, there are no granite countertops or red walls??? Very fancy outdoor kitchen and shed too! Maybe the house looks better in person? Could be just a horrible set of photos, a lame description, and lack of caps or punctuation that makes this one a candidate for the blog!
Hey, not every house featured on Burbed claims their interior decoration is good enough to be in a national magazine. The closest thing I can think of is that place in Campbell that said it looked like it was in Saratoga.
And not every house featured in Burbed has MAWBUL KAWLUMS FTW. Too bad there aren’t any on the outside.
But, oh wow, when was this kitchen done, 1986? And the living room, um, I can’t figure out if those are sanitary covers or if someone has too much time on her hands and a sewing machine.
At least they put their laundry away, you know what I’m saying?
Hey look! You get your own mini-golf park in the back yard! Awesomeness! Plus a terrific design touch in the bathroom: the premium sink/basin so conveniently located right next to the crapper.
And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the MASTER BEDROOM that LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS MAGAZINE WITH JACUZZI TUB, FIREPLACE AND VIEW OF THE HILLSIDE. Ready?
OMFG. Is that a fireplace, or a 1958 television console? I figure it needs the fan to keep the vacuum tubes from overheating. Here’s another view, in case you don’t like this one.
Yeah that looks like something out of Better Homes and Gardens Magazine all right: a before picture.