Here’s a find from Burbed reader Wendie, from the zip code that is singlehandedly responsible for keeping construction workers employed.
3798 LAGUNA Ave, Palo Alto, CA 94306
SQ. FT.: 2,783
$/SQ. FT.: $898
LOT SIZE: 8,378 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Modern/High Tech
YEAR BUILT: 2011
COMMUNITY: Barron Park
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 107 days
Barron Park Style Home with Great Room overlooking back yard. New construction by Excellent Builder James Witt that has been building homes for over 40 years. Buyer may select 8 finishes. Completion date by end of September 2011.
Wow, they are trying to sell a foundation!
Well, that’s not all you get, Wendie. You can select 8 finishes, and we’re talking Excellent Builder James Witt that has been building homes for over 40 years. So that’s 5 years per finish.
Hmmm. So is Excellent Builder James Witt a person, place, or thing? And if that has been building homes for over 40 years, wait, it’s homes, so at least he/it hasn’t been working on this one since 1971.
I do wonder just which is more unlikely, though, that this house is going to be ready in six weeks, or that the agent is going to update the virtual tour so we don’t conclude that Excellent Builder James Witt has done nothing but tear up the yard.
But since this Barron Park Style Home with Great Room definitely won’t be ready in time for school starting next Tuesday, you could camp out in what’s left of the back yard. I hear there’s a Great Room overlooking it.