November 28, 2011

HOME PACKED WITH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES FROM HARDWOOD FLOOR

Just because we’re looking at the best possible DEALS doesn’t mean we can’t look at homes all over the price map.  For example, when you hear about places with asking prices over a million and a half, you’re thinking they’ve got to be in the Real Bay Area.  But here on Burbed, we know that $1.5 million dollar homes can be found anywhere, because that’s what it means to have a Free Market!  You are Free to ask any price you choose for your house, and everyone else is Free to tell you what they think of your brilliant idea.

Thanks very much to Burbed reader Tracy for this find in the beautiful Berryessa bivouac.

15292 CAMELOT Dr, San Jose, CA 95132
$1,588,800

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BEDS: 5
BATHS: 5.5
SQ. FT.: 4,787
$/SQ. FT.: $332
LOT SIZE: 1.21 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STORIES: 2
YEAR BUILT: 1994
COMMUNITY: Berryessa
COUNTY: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81147474
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Active
ON REDFIN: 13 days

BEAUTIFUL ESTATE IN BEST LOCATION IN NORTH SAN JOSE BERRYESSA HILLS * HOME HAS A LARGE LOT OVER 1.25 ACRES – FULLY LANDSCAPE WITH FULL SIZE TENNIS COURT HOLLYWOOD CIRCULAR DRIVEWAY * PRIVATE GATE * HOME PACKED WITH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES FROM HARDWOOD FLOOR * ROMAN COLUMNS * MARBLE * LUXURIOUS BATHROOMS * CROWN MOLDING IMPRESSIVE STAIRCASE AND MUCH MORE

imageThis house may not have a LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION in one of the Five Hundred Most Expensive Zip Codes, but it has something even better.  Dat’s right!  Mawbul Kawlums!

Too bad this house is on Camelot Drive.  With all these columns it really ought to be on Great Caesar’s Ghost Circle, or perhaps Cassius Clay Court.  Or maybe Camelot drive symbolizes the power of wishing prices.  But then you have to worry about Mordred plotting against you behind the FULL SIZE TENNIS COURT HOLLYWOOD CIRCULAR DRIVEWAY.

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And if you are wondering about the agent’s interesting approach toward the English language, Tracy sent me the listing copy from when the home was on the market before.  (And it’s been listed three other times.  According to Zillow the previous listing was for $1,788,950.)

Welcome to this elegant custom-built mansion. The immense formal entry will open to a colossal foyer which embraces any large social gatherings. A Sierra Heights Estate with balconies that overlook the spectacular city light, mountain, and valley views. Many Elegant Upgrades throughout the floor plan reveals the premium value of this home. 4-CAR Garage and many GUESS PARKING SPACES.

I don’t know, how many parking spaces would that be?  Lucky eight?

Comments (6) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:08 am

6 Responses to “HOME PACKED WITH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES FROM HARDWOOD FLOOR”

  1. Divasm Says:

    That backyard is awful! It’s not landscaped or anything, it’s just a big dirt lot. It’s like they tried to find the one low maintenance feature that would add prestige – a tennis court. That’s a major crime on that much land, especially not having a pool, which is a prime opportunity for Mawbul Cawlums! But I guess it’s ok since they have them on the master bathtub, they can swim there.

  2. Petsmart groomer Says:

    LOT SIZE: 1.21 Acres

    yet

    HOME HAS A LARGE LOT OVER 1.25 ACRES

  3. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    Petsmart, they obviously mean the lot is located somewhere within that 1.25 acres, so OBVIOUSLY the lot is smaller. We should thank them for locating the lot so exactly. I mean, if they just constrained the lot location to California, they would have said HOME HAS LARGE LOT OVER 104764800 ACRES.

  4. magdalena Says:

    I was thinking of painting my ceilings a color other than white. This posting has made me stop.

  5. CB Says:

    Never wise to use hot dog condiments as inspiration for paint colors. Or anything that resembles a professional sport team.

    Btw, go Niners.

  6. ms Says:

    The house is new. It’s pretty.


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