November 30, 2011

tiki hut with tropical look and feel

Today we have a short but sweet guest post from z2amiller!  It’s another luscious listing in the location, location, location land of Mountain View, but this time z left the confines of the immediate neighborhood and found us something even better.

Unfortunately it was sent over the transom as a PowerPoint slide deck.  Given how close this house is to a thriving commercial district, you should be jumping on it as a Web 3.0 opportunity.

Please give z2amiller a big, warm and profitable Real Bay Area welcome as today’s Guest Blogger!


911 BORANDA Ave Unit A, Mountain View, CA 94040
$594,500

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BEDS: 2
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 523
$/SQ. FT.: $1,137
LOT SIZE: 3,160 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Cottage/Bungalow
STORIES: 1
VIEW: Neighborhood
YEAR BUILT: 1900
COMMUNITY: Miramonte
COUNTY: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81144771
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Active
ON REDFIN: 39 days

Cute cottage style bungalow with nice size backyard. .. tiki hut with tropical look and feel. .. perfect for entertaining. Property is walking distance to downtown Mountain View. Gorgeous kitchen, with cherry wood cabinets, newer stainless steel appliances, granite counter tops, and beautiful hardwood floors.

This one made me WTFOL (WTF out loud): @ ~600K

  • 523 sqft (Not counting the tiki hut! Tiki hut?)
  • 523 sqft house with a $100K kitchen (stainless steel, granite, cherry cabinets)
  • Bedroom Desk (picture 7, with laptop) is a Costco steel wire rack – with 523sqft you have to think vertically!

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  • Okay actually the tiki hut is kind of awesome (photos 11-14)

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  • Only a short block away, and more importantly, downwind from Clark’s Hamburgers – your tiki hut will always smell like fresh hamburgers!
  • Appears to be in the backyard of a strip mall with a tattoo parlor (Revolution Ink)
  • Look at the shape of that lot!   Maybe 3100 sqft but at it looks like about 1/3 – 1/4 of that is useless.

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Sorry no time for a full write up, only bullet-point snark ;-)

Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:09 am

5 Responses to “tiki hut with tropical look and feel”

  1. nomadic Says:

    I’m in awe. Someone thought it was a good idea to pour a bunch of money into fixing this place up? (It’s not really a $100k kitchen, but it’s new!)

  2. SEA Says:

    Today’s two listings are about the same size in terms of square footage, but one is about 20x the cost of the other.

    If I were forced to purchase one or the other, oh, I don’t even want to think about that. Neither one is close to the RBA.

  3. z2amiller Says:

    And as a special bunnus, the price dropped last night. So let that be a lesson to you all, if there is a property you are interested in, submit it here and let the power of burbed work its magic!

    On the plus side, this is one of the few properties that say “walking distance to Downtown Mountain View!” that really are – Google maps says 0.4 miles walking. Usually the realtor considers anything less than an hour’s walk “walking distance to downtown”, which covers most of Mountain View.

  4. madhaus Says:

    Still over a thousand a square foot!

  5. Daniel Howard Says:

    I visited this house. They did a good job setting up a cozy little get-away on a backyard half-lot. The worst thing about this tiny half-million shack, though, is the front door opens onto an auto repair shop.


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