December 10, 2011

BLACK FRIDAY DEALS: Cheapest House in East Palo Alto

DEALS, we have DEALS, this is the place for the DEALS!  We haven’t visited Palo Alto’s favorite neighbor in a while, so let’s see how the bottom of the market is faring there.

We’re going to show you the second cheapest home today, because the one with the rock-bottom lowest listing price is 1. Pending and 2. Already featured on Burbed when the SJ Mercury News discovered that there were some crapboxes in the Bay Area.  Note to the Merc: We look at crap several times a week, every week!

2280 GLEN Way, East Palo Alto, CA 94303
$180,000

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BEDS: 2
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 760
$/SQ. FT.: $237
LOT SIZE: 2,500 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STYLE: Contemporary
STORIES: 1
VIEW: Neighborhood
YEAR BUILT: 1954
COMMUNITY: East of U.S. 101
COUNTY: San Mateo
MLS#: 81119301
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Active
ON REDFIN: 219 days

Gorgeous 2bd/1ba with granite counter tops throughout the kitchen. Easy access to all major freeways and shopping. A must see home.

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I agree this is a must see.  Who knew you could find a trendy 2010 white kitchen in East Palo Alto?  With granite, yet.

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The agent seems to have the camera permanently jammed up against her face, and neglected to turn it the other way.  So we’ll turn to the GoogleCam for a better look at the exterior.

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Yowza!  This must be a Burbed record.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen FOUR different houses in a Streetview shot before.  And “bunus” points for the car with its hood open.  I checked and…

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I can’t tell if that’s a DHO behind the hood.  What say you?

Comments (3) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 4:09 am

3 Responses to “BLACK FRIDAY DEALS: Cheapest House in East Palo Alto”

  1. Petsmart groomer Says:

    > I can’t tell if that’s a DHO behind the hood. What say you?

    Say it isn’t so.

  2. sfbubblebuyer Says:

    I believe you just found Palimoto, the Hunchback of Glen Way!

  3. Mr. Bee Says:

    Who knew you could find a trendy 2010 white kitchen in East Palo Alto?

    Come for the depression snark, stay for the racism.


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