DEALS DEALS DEALS just keep on coming! And if you’re interested in downtown San Jose, you’re very busy so we’ll keep this quick. Now, you may be asking yourself, how can this be the cheapest house downtown when the cheapest house in the entire county cost (gasp!) a hundred dollars more?
Well, that’s simple. There are actually several houses listed for around this price, and the official cheapest house was one of the few that wasn’t pending. But look, you read Burbed. You know how the real estate business means real funny business. You know a “pending” on a short sale means the seller is doing everything possible to jinx it, and a pending with release on a short sale means the buyer isn’t exactly trying their hardest either. So this listing is like an irresistible force meeting an immovable object, or maybe the opposite; say a buyer with better places to invest making an offer to a seller who doesn’t want to go anywhere and won’t see a dime from the transaction.
That means all you have to do is
threaten bribe heartily encourage everyone involved: seller, buyer, listing agent, buyers’ agent, bank agent, and of course, your agent to sell you this property!
560 E JULIAN St, San Jose, CA 95112
SQ. FT.: 1,188
$/SQ. FT.: $126
LOT SIZE: 1,242 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1908
COMMUNITY: Central San Jose
COUNTY: Santa Clara
STATUS: Pending With Release
ON REDFIN: 1154 days
Back on the market! No fault on property! Beautiful Victorian Home waiting for you.
Yup, if you’re wondering how they got a 1,188 square foot house on a 1,242 square foot lot, that’s no fault on property. If you’re wondering why it’s been listed 1154 days, that’s no fault on property, either. Maybe agent means no tennis matches have been played here.
Also I don’t know what’s on the counter next to the sink, but I think it qualifies for the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Or at least the Burbed good housekeeping tag.