15 S NORFOLK St
San Mateo, CA 94401
It looks like the art of writing great real estate copy has been lost in this new decade. Just look at the primary photo! Doesn’t this call for some reference to the enormous parking opportunities that this house has to offer? Just look at all the vans and suv’s that can fit in that driveway.
You know what this house really is right? It’s a safe house. Yep. Part of the CIA’s “black site” network. (Or CTU – you never know.) Those vans and suvs in the driveway? Disguised.
Let me show you where they use enhanced interrogation techniques:
This house is what’s keeping freedom and liberty alive in America. You’re welcome, citizens.