February 20, 2012

Celebrate Presidents Day with a piece of America!

Hope you are enjoying your three-day weekend!  But don’t take a vacation from finding the perfect house.  Here’s one on a street that celebrates everything that is America and then some.

318 AMERICA Ave
Sunnyvale, CA 94085
$312,000

120219-america-redfin

BEDS: 2
BATHS: 2
SQ. FT.: 672
$/SQ. FT.: $464
LOT SIZE: 3,049 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
STORIES: 1
VIEW: Neighborhood
YEAR BUILT: 1920
COMMUNITY: Sunnyvale
COUNTY: Santa Clara
MLS#: 81118385
SOURCE: MLSListings
STATUS: Pending With Release
ON REDFIN: 299 days

No showing. Cute Charming Cottage with remodelled Kitchen and Bathrooms. Newer Cabinets, Pergo type floor! Upadted door & some windows! Private Fenced yard. Perfect starter home or investment! Close to transportaions, Shopping, Restaurants, Employers! Garage converted to an office, 2 bathrooms. Newer lawn.

120219-america-kitchenWow, what’s not to love about this house?  A Pergo type floor!  Upadted door and some windows!  Close to transportaions!  And the garage was converted, of course!

Wrap it all up in a white picket fence and you’ve got the perfect little starter home!  Cute, charming, and you’ve also got a Redfin agent who has toured this house 3 times and has something to share about it.

It must be able this awesome kitchen and its Pergo type floor!

120219-america-wong

Hey wait a minute, haven’t we seen this house before?

120219-america-april2007

And back in 2007, we had seen this house before then!

120219-america-oct2006

This house definitely is everything that is America!  Prices that go up, and prices that spell opportunity!  A listing history that includes at least one foreclosure and one seriously WTF selling price!  Architectural design that suggests Monticello while staying within a budget!

If you do not buy this house, you must hate America and everything it stands for.  You terrorist.

Comments (10) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:10 am

10 Responses to “Celebrate Presidents Day with a piece of America!”

  1. madhaus Says:

    It’s a holiday, so the site slept in.

  2. PKamp3 Says:

    Personally, my holiday wish is for a definition of ‘newer lawn’. The grass grew back in the spring? There was concrete before and lawn now? Sod? A new breed of grass? There was a different breed of grass before and it is a newer breed now?

    Let’s be charitable and go with ‘sod’. I know the reason I avoided many houses when searching was because of older lawns.

  3. nomadic Says:

    There was a different breed of grass before and it is a newer breed now?

    The portal to hell was causing the grass to mutate.

    I just wish this agent wouldn’t use “tare” in his comments. We’ve seen that note from him before. He isn’t weighing the place. Maybe he’s a fan of Japanese martial arts armor?

  4. madhaus Says:

    Not only is the lawn newer, this house used to be a 2/1. It isn’t a square foot bigger than it was in 2007, but it’s acquired a second bath somehow.

    America, f*** yeah!

  5. SEA Says:

    “Jul 07, 2011 Price Changed $230,000 – MLSListings #3″

  6. Petsmart groomer Says:

    > Close to [...] Restaurants, Employers!

    In 94085, isn’t this redundant?

  7. nomadic Says:

    Looks like burbed and his co-collaborator partied too hard on President’s Day.

  8. madhaus Says:

    I had a new piece ready to hit at 5 am. This is the second day in a row it simply didn’t post. Grrr. It’s up.

  9. Beautiful, wrought-iron fence for sale. Buy now, get free house! [Burbed.com] Says:

    [...] selling snaps for this Sunnyvale spectacular!  I know we already did Sunnyvale this week, but that house was a Holiday Special.  Come to think of it, most of the homes featured on Burbed are pretty [...]

  10. Petsmart groomer Says:

    Back on the market for $369,800.


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