Today’s Adventure in Realtard Listing Copy is courtesy of Burbed reader Tracy. Thanks very much for separating the wheat from the chaff, and sending us the chaff!
2430 RUBY Ave
San Jose, CA 95148
SQ. FT.: 1,420
$/SQ. FT.: $408
LOT SIZE: 0.57 Acres
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1950
COMMUNITY: Alum Rock
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 21 days
* * * Regular Sale * * * Newer home with 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms in a 24,829 sqft land. It has Pergo floors throughout, recessed lighting, ceiling fan, double Pane windows. Inside laundry room in the kitchen area. Kitchen has granite counter top and newer cabinetry. Low maintenance backyard with large patio and large storage room. Close to Eastridge Mall, restaurants and easy access to frwy 680/101.
HUuh??? Built 1950 “newer home” 708 sf with 3/2 and the most ginormous lot.. I am confused. I like the “Low maintenance backyard” and the storage shed might be bigger than the house.
The house is 708 sf, but the agent reports it as 1420? Maybe the garage and that storage shed were added into the sqft land. And do you see what’s there on the front porch? I think it’s time to break out the Burbed Red Arrows, because we’re looking at some MAWBUL KAWLUM ACTION.
Also have to wonder about this Realtard leading with the kitchen cabinets instead of the awesomeness of these profound pillars.
Fortunately, there’s plenty of greenery in the back yard, so don’t worry about the seller neglecting the landscaping.
In fact, there’s so much treasure to hunt for, both on the property and in the surrounding neighborhood, that both you and your kids will enjoy being told to play outside in the Low maintenance backyard! That is, if you and your kids are intrigued by vintage automotive finds.
Otherwise, at least you’re Close to Eastridge Mall.