Somewhere in the Great Temporary Handover of This Site, there was a Twitter account with our name on it. Unfortunately, it must have fallen between the couch cushions when we were rearranging the boxes of light bulbs and Drano. That’s too bad, because Burbed reader Swan has found the perfect house for those who need to make every letter count.
Please welcome Swan to the front page as today’s guest blogger with this compelling Campbell/San Jose casa!
3226 RIDDLE Rd
San Jose, CA 95117
SQ. FT.: 1,646
$/SQ. FT.: $344
LOT SIZE: 7,956 Sq. Ft.
PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family
YEAR BUILT: 1948
COUNTY: Santa Clara
ON REDFIN: 49 days
Gorgus inside:Brit/chesfl!tstflly remdle/update in modern style * Kit w/ track li, doubl-sink, grden windo . . * Huge clasy hal ba w/ jet tub, sep stal shower, dubl-sink, sky li . .. * Lrg Ms BR w/ slid dr to nuly lanscap B-yd * Nu fenc in Mar. * Wk-In Clset * Shor * 2-pane windos * Butifl wod fl * Tiled bath/kit/dining fl * nuer stov/roof/heater/drway . . * Recnt int/ext/paint. .. much mor * Convnt loc nr Santana Row/ W-field *
Oh my…I realize we are fast paced society who wants everything in Tweets of 140 characters or less. But this realtard takes abbreviations to a whole new level.
Gud thng the hous is on Ridl Rd, bc the rite up is a ridl. Bunus: 8s in the pris. .. . & nr santa rw!